Finance Granola

Finance Granola (noun):
A person who works in a white-collar, often finance or corporate environment, yet maintains a distinctly outdoorsy, health-conscious, or minimalist lifestyle. They thrive in the city and take advantage of its amenities — trendy coffee shops, boutique gyms, Whole Foods — but on weekends they’re hiking, climbing, or van camping. Think Patagonia vest by weekday, Patagonia puffer by weekend.

Sammy’s a total finance granola; spreadsheets during the week, trailheads on the weekend.

by FG Buff November 11, 2025

fintainment

Financial entertainment. Finance-related products, stories, posts that create no real value.

The definition of "money" is threefold: a medium of exchange, a unit of account, a store of value. At best, bitcoin is a medium of exchange, nothing else. It's basically fintainment.

by rkohl44 November 20, 2025

Fentanaut

A derogatory term referring to a person who uses fentanyl or fentanyl-contaminated opioids heavily, often implying extreme intoxication, disorientation, or impaired functioning.

George Floyd was a fuckin fentanaut bruh

by Alexander Grothendick January 10, 2026

Fintinuim

When you wont cut it off with your absolute fun sponge of a girlfriend who you flew to the isles of Scilly for, and have spent the entire GDP of Burkina Faso on.

"Mate, your actually stuck in the Fintinuim"

by Will the Vill January 14, 2026

creative financing

When a high ranking businessman uses the company's expense account for a night of drunken debauchery.

Where that mysterious $200 disappears to when the boss goes on a "business trip".

by anon June 15, 2004

creative financing

To acquire cash for fly gear by trickery or thievery

I needed new shoes so I busted out some creative financing on my bitch ass moms

by s June 18, 2004

Reverse financial advisor

A financial advisor who charges outlandish rates for his/her day to day services.

Don't hire that guy, man, he's a reverse financial advisor.

That reverse financial advisor cost me an arm, a leg, my firstborn, and my soul!

by Wulfblood January 11, 2011