Filthy Mellander

The act of shitting on ones face, then rubbing it in with your belly.

Debra got a good filthy mellander last week, i can still smell that shit!

by Hitler15 February 21, 2011

Filthy Lummox

A sick and disgusting creature who is often overweight and stores dried pizza and hotdogs under his/her breasts. Filthy Lummoxs' live in small caves underground or in Section 8 homes in America. They live off disability and roam the garbage dumpsters for leftovers (that is, if they are capable of rolling there in the first place.) Everyone that has visited the home of a filthy lummox dissappears. The Lummoxs' caves smell of feces and rotten sewage.

"Wonder where Sally went to, maybe to go see that Filthy Lummox down the street." -Jimbo

"You must mean Rosie o' Donnells house!" laughed Terri

by YoungJohnsSon December 19, 2011

Filthy Snowblower

The act of blowing cocaine into someone's anus with a straw, then snorting it back out.

I gave that stripper a filthy snowblower the other night. They don't make water hot enough to scald the shame away after that.

by J-Unit138 November 5, 2012

filthy indian

A sex act where the man pulls his penis out during anal sex and smears poop on the woman's face creating a war paint effect then proceeds to holler patting his mouth like an Indian.

Mike gave his nasty girlfriend Catherine a filthy Indian while they were having anal sex and she looked like she had war paint on.

by nasty but true December 12, 2013

Filthy Miracle Worker

A friend or confidant that plays Cupid on your behalf. Someone who offers you online dating advice or arranges the opportunity for you to meet new lovers via their Internet profiles.

If the hookup is successful, the person that facilitated the situation is known as a Filthy Miracle Worker.

Dan set me up with a girl he has been talking to on a dating website. Had a great night. The guy is a legend and a filthy miracle worker.

by creativecaravan May 15, 2014

filthy twister

When teenagers engage in intercourse and the room in which the sexing has taken place has fluids everywhere, holes ripped in the sheets, broken bed frames, etc.

Charlie: Damn Cassandra gave me such filthy twister last night.
Bobert: Holy shit man! This black light shows hand prints on the ceiling!

by whoremones July 19, 2014

filthy unreal

Adjective used to describe the most absolutely insanely unbelievably fantastic event ever, with some of the best people in the world

The concert this weekend will be filthy unreal

by Ibetyouwouldliketoknow April 20, 2015