fake "lol"

That lol you put to lighten up something you really mean

facebook chat
-Hey...? or not
--sorry i was eating omg calm down
-okay im sorry i didnt know LOL<-(fake "lol")

by Kimosabe916 January 7, 2011

fake baked

The state of feeling high similar to the effects of marijuana, except after smoking fake weed, or fweed.

Wanna get fake baked? I'm still on probation so I can't smoke the real stuff.

by ScWheezy March 20, 2011

Fake

A person that does not have a ounce of realness in there body. A fake person usually calls other people 'fake' although that is not true.

Tony: "Hey man, why are you so fake all the time?"
Eric: "I'm not the fake one man, I'm real. I am too real, I don't even know how to spell fake."

Tony is the 'fake.'

by British Logger April 30, 2011

Failenn

Faillenn is an irish unisex name but mostly girls have it and it means young wolf and superiority; descended from a ruler,

An outgoing girl who loves talking about sports and being crazy. Will do anything to be herself but has trouble finding witch self she likes better of the two. She aways seams to be happy and can make a smile creep up even when you are going though the saddest things. Pretty but never wants to say so and can make a guy the happiest guy in the world,even without sex. Failenn is smart and super strong able to almost brake someones arm bones. Also is a total tom-boy and that makes here even better because she less dramay.

Failenn is the bomb.

by jabjab January 10, 2013

fake grandma

When a girl acts all mature and too smart for everyone. Also connected to having an awful haircut that makes her look even more like an old woman. She is really annoying and does't want to participate in any team work because she thinks she's way too mature for that. Usually also kind of vain and likes to pretend to have an accent when in fact she pronounces the words like no other accent. Doesn't know how to have fun and NEVER drinks OR dances on any party. Just goes there to pretend to be more mature than the others. Also all nerdy and wants teachers to like her above others. Always does all the work and never on any condition will skip a class even if all the other students decide so. goes to sleep at like 7 everyday. a rule: NEVER HAS FUN ANYWHERE

"Look at this fake teen grandma reading her homework proudly, faking the accent."

A: "Everybody decided to wear a mask! It was a team competition. Only the fake grandma decided not to put a mask on, because she's too good for that."
B: "Well she doesn't need a mask. She's faking a grandma everyyyyday."

A: "Who will you invite to your party?"
B: "Deffo not the fake grandma. I don't need a grumpy sober 'to good for you' awful looking vain person there."

by hatelies February 13, 2013

Fake Ass Gangster

A pussy trying to act like gangster

Ex: Federline Jones Aka Gabriel Friedman from the Cleveland Show is a fake ass gangster

by Drago Vale February 21, 2015

Failed Suicide

Physically the worst state one can enter. If pre-suicide is rough, failed suicide is rough whilst being assfucked by an Algerian named Requis.

Fuck I can't believe I failed suicide. Now I have to spend months of rehabilitation in hospital and deal with family and people judging me and just generally making me feel more awful I wish I was fucking dead.

by boshmi May 8, 2018