the jimmy funk

say you got got the shimmy and the shakes and you don't know why. You may be a victem of ... The jimmy funk. This is an odd condition where ones body is imbued with pure funk at its jimmiest. This can result in odd behaviour such as unsolisited dancing and or a wicked bad album. You never know if it'll get you next.

Holy shit I just felt a funk.
Was it kinda jimmy?
I think it was.
You just got the jimmy funk.
Oh.
No what?
I have an a ensatiable desire for some cherry pie.
Now that funk is jimmy.

by Miles Forrester December 29, 2004

Terry Funk

Terry Funk born June 30, 944 in Amarillo,Texas,is an American professional wrestler,known chiefly for the hardcore wrestling style he adopted in the later part of his career that inspired many later wrestlers,most notably Mick Foley.He is affectionately known as "The Funker".

"Jesus,Terry Funk is doing some crazy shit for a guy his age!"

by FunkerFan August 21, 2006

The Funk

a collective gendre of STD's, and or a person (usually a girl) of a funkful(dirty,inpure,etc) nature.

BOY, U BET' NOT GET WITH THAT STANK ASS HO! YOU GON GET...THE FUNK!
*most effective said by those of the black ethnicity*

by ashley2sexc July 5, 2005

fakin' the funk

when you say you are going to do something and you don't stick to it

When a shortie says that she isn't gonna show you her hipbones anymore, but she does anyway.

by Anipol May 14, 2005

Manayunk junk-funk

The Manayunk junk-funk is defined as follows: After a humid summer night of bar hopping involving excessive drinking, extremely passionate intercourse takes place between a male and female whereby penetration of every oraphus occurs for approximatly three hours. Too drunk to comprehend the build up of various bodily fluids compounded by perfuse ball sweat, the male passes out and awakens in the late afternoon with a layer of taint cheese spanning from the tip of the phallus to the outer rim of the anus. A varation of the Manayunk junk-funk for the female is the "Manayunk trunk-funk."

"Sweet Jesus Bill, last night i pounded Suzy for hours and awoke to find a coating of the Manayunk junk-funk steaming from stem to stern..."

by transdelusional sex alchemist October 16, 2007

Oklahoma Funk

The smell of unwashed, fetid genetalia; similar to the smells encountered in and around the entire state of Oklahoma to include Kansas, Arkansas and most definately Texas (especially Houston -- phew!).

Marie had the Oklahoma Funk after not washing her coochie for seven days and seven nights.

by Ted Lynn Smith August 8, 2003

homie g dawg funk

yo yo yo im a gangster

by homie g April 1, 2003