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Howard Frankland Bridge

The Howard Frankland bridge spans Old Tampa Bay between the cities of Tampa and St Petersburg Florida along I-275. It was first designed in the late 1950s by Russian engineers through a Soviet-American engineer exchange program which also saw the development of the St Petersburg Russia metro system by American engineers.

It was immediately apparent however that the Soviet engineers did not understand the concept of traffic, or of automobiles in general as it was immediately snarled by poorly designed intersections and safety features which although advanced for the USSR were at least 50 years behind western standards at that time.

Out of shame most of the engineers working on the design of the bridge were sent to the gulags and the head engineer was tried and summarily shot. For this action the mayors of both St Petersburg and Tampa sent thank you letters to Russian officials, but this Soviet justice did little to alleviate the suffering of Bay Area residents which continues unabated to this day. Traffic continues to flow inefficiently leading into Tampa as the road narrows from 4 northbound lanes down to two as it passes the Westshore intersection also known as soul crushing alley.
There have been plans throughout the bridges history to alleviate the congestion through a complete redesign, but adhering to its policy of not doing anything useful ever, the Florida Department of Transportation (FDOT) is not taking action either now or in the immediate future.
Traffic was heavy on the Howard Frankland Bridge today as usual.
by Badger1848 June 1, 2018
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My friends and I decided to meet up so we went Anne franking to the park
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Anne Franking

The ability to hide from the police in a loft at a lockdown party when you've exceeded the rule of six guests
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william franklyn miller/willybum (nickname made up by jem) is a model and an actor. he doesn’t listen to ariana grande which is a red flag and he lies about starting yt again 💀 apart from that he’s actually very cool and kinda funny xx
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other person: “yes but he doesn’t listen to ariana grande😔😔😔”

(pls note that this is 100% a joke)
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Ann Franking

"Ann Franking" The action of masturbating in an attic while hiding from parental figures
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Dirty Frankland

I just pulled a dirty frankland on my nana
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