Expertishious

Expertishious(ly): An adjective used to describe something that is accurate; based in truth or fact.

“The museum was filled with expertishious information.”
“I already know I expertishiously failed my exam earlier today, I don’t even need to check the grade.”

by FreakenEaken August 8, 2022

Experience

Something an incumbent politician claims to have during election season when they haven’t accomplished anything good in their past term(s)

“Even though crime was up and the economy was down for the past 12 years I’ve been in office, you should vote for me instead of the other guy because I have experience”

by MonsonCitizen August 18, 2022

Experdelitiphlebotemously

a filler word for any existing thing you could experdelitiphlebotemously dream of

Mr. Skoobs experdelitiphlebotemously shook his head at his student's assignment.

by ChairMold September 18, 2022

Expertweaks

noun exper-tweeks - When someone with expertise in a given area helps you or the project you're working on by making beneficial changes, fixes, or improvements to it.

Hey, John, I'm really struggling with getting this project right. Would you mind looking it over and giving it some expertweaks?

by Happy Fourth Hank October 10, 2022

Experious

A smurf account of any kind.

That's that one smurf accout, Experious.

by Experious October 10, 2022

Expertism

An exaggerated trust in "experts" to the detriment of one's own critical thinking; a neediness for "experts" to validate a course of action, else that action should be suspect; a dependence on "experts" that suggests a lack of confidence in oneself; a worldview that is over-reliant on "experts." "Expertists" affirm expertism and will likely ridicule those who reasonably question "experts."

Expertism characterized the Covid era, as gullible people unquestioningly followed ever-changing guidance from "experts."

by The Big Easy Conservative July 16, 2023

Expert

Someone who takes an unusually long time to grasp the obvious; or someone available for hire to interests who benefit in the short term from keeping an issue stuck in the discussion phase, and avoiding meaningful exploration of solutions.

Experts say climate change is real; experts say US American democracy is eroding; experts say the two party system doesn’t effectively represent the interests of all people

by Dropped Mike August 19, 2023