Early barnes

Derived from early doors, this means early

It's gonna be busy at the club, we should get there early barnes.

by rtj loco September 25, 2003

early house

Dublin name for a bar that opens early in the morning. Originally in the area of the docks to serve the stevedores ending the night shift, but which ended up early morning drinkers in general

So after the party we went to an early house for two more scoops.

by garda April 21, 2011

early wood

Early wood is what you experience when you wake up with a long lasting erection

Kermanshah: good morning. What are you hiding in your pants so early?
Michael: oh nothing ma, just got some early wood

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

earlwolf

Earl sweatshirt and Tyler, the creator together.

Oh shit, lets go to the earlwolf concert!

by cheerybumb May 8, 2018

earlybird

going to bed

wishing you a good nights sleep
I'll be heading towards Wigan tomorrow
and won't be here for a bit
O wait

earlybird
shmirly turd
🖤

by Krkič June 5, 2019

Slippery Earlobe

The act of having sex with the woman on top and she squirts on you aiding for lubrication and stimulation.

"Can you make it squirt?"
"Yeah I can make it real wet."
"Good i'll give you the ol' slippery earlobe."

by BigWillie420 September 30, 2011

Silent but Eardley

When you're out with your mates in a pub and somebody drops their guts in the vicinity. The mate who complains the most about the flatus surprises you later when he admits it was him all along.

We were down the pub last night having a quiet beer, when Ewan did a Silent but Eardley. It fucking reeked.

by propforward April 10, 2011