Dusty Wank

When powdered substance ie. chalk, talcum powder is used accidentally instead of lube for mastrobation.

Eoin - "Did you use the feckin chalk instead of lube?"
Andy - "Yeah it was a fierce dusty wank....such hardship!"

by LarJ12 May 16, 2011

Dustin Hoffer

The gayest kid ever who skips gym class to play world of warcraft.
often can be seen riding the shortbus to school or trimming his dirtstache.

A typical dustin hoffer is interested in 3 things, men, twinkies and raping squirrels
every school has one,. you just have to find who the REAL dustin hoffer is. he mist likely is trying to share urinals with foreighn kids, or talking about penises 24/7.

Wow he is such a Dustin Hoffer

by mac merritt October 14, 2011

Dustin

Dustin is as dusty as it gets, he's a very weird type or funny tuff. He has a girlfriend way out of his league Isabella.
He's really short. He has an e-boy type style. He thinks he so good at playing his saxophone. HE IS ANNOYING, sometimes. We all know he is a good friend though.

Dustin is in my six period.

by Laelephante November 11, 2019

Dustin

A communist potato that looks like mosley

Guy 1: what the hell is that?!?

Guy 2: it’s just Dustin.

by Kibbylibby4951 February 5, 2020

Dusty uzi

A talented Artist

Bro do you know dusty uzi? He's the next big thing

by Martina Cole January 27, 2021

Crotch Dusting

The act of lining up and pressing the anus up with the opening of the vagina and passing gas. The Gas enters the vagina as a fart but exits as a quiff.

Guy 1 - "I got away with crotch dusting some broad last night.."
Guy 2 - "Diiiiiirty"

by nineninenine January 13, 2010

Crop Dusting

When one walks up and down the aisles of a store while farting periodically.

Bryan knew he had to conceal his bean burrito gas, so he did some Crop Dusting in the Stop & Shop.

by Che Grenada May 17, 2011