look at me,im on a crash diet,im losing muscle mass,my metabolism is slow as hell,im smaller but i still have the same body fat,and everything i eat is stored as fat,YAY!!!
by luke19 January 23, 2008
Get the crash diet mug.an illogical diet that says eating lots of fat and protein will make you lose weight, when it actually just gets your arteries clogged and makes you constipated. It's actually better to have carbs
i'm having a quadruple bypass surgery and i haven't taken a shit in a week
it's because of that damn atkins diet
no! it's because of the piece of bread i ate last night!
it's because of that damn atkins diet
no! it's because of the piece of bread i ate last night!
by Some Guy December 17, 2004
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A vagitarian approach ot dieting is a positive move toward a more compassionate and cleaner world and a world of improved personal health.
There are lots of options for going vagitarian. Look around. The choices you find will be varied, healthy and delicious
by BMac October 29, 2004
Get the Vagitarian Diet mug.something people do (usually women), who want superficial bitches to like them, or shallow bastards to date them, so that they can loose weight and be hollywoods idea of 'beautiful'.
girl: do you think my diet is working? i think i still look fat.
me: why the fuck does it matter anyways? your still beautiful, no matter what anorexic hollywood bitches think. or what anyone thinks for that matter.
girl:no, im too fat to be beautiful. maybe i should just stop eating alltogether...
me:you know what? have fun with your miserable life. if your going to let people get to you like that, then i don't fucking care.
me: why the fuck does it matter anyways? your still beautiful, no matter what anorexic hollywood bitches think. or what anyone thinks for that matter.
girl:no, im too fat to be beautiful. maybe i should just stop eating alltogether...
me:you know what? have fun with your miserable life. if your going to let people get to you like that, then i don't fucking care.
by all the good names are taken! August 12, 2009
Get the diet mug.A diet consisting of nothing but snack foods, like potato chips or trail mix, and soda or energy drinks. Usually for long or extended periods of gaming such as online tounaments.
John just bought that new Modern Warfare game and decided to go on a Gamer Diet, I havent seen him in a week.
by Kai_Kurai13 January 1, 2010
Get the Gamer Diet mug.a diet consisting of coffee and cigarettes (usually marlboro 27's or marlboro 72 menthols). CA dieters are usually found to be wearing black jeans and have good hair.
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