Two Bob Cunt

1.dishonest, thieving bastard. The low of the low belongs in a gutter.
2.Term of endearment between old friends in the pub.

1. Oi you filthy Two Bob Cunt, I can't believe you shagged my sister, you was supposed to be my best mate!
2. Do you wanna pint you two bob cunt, this rounds on me.

by Maybe its because im a londoner July 11, 2005

cunt slop

liquid from the vagina consisting of period blood, skin flakes, scabs, ass grizzle that formed on the cooch, pubic shavings, tampon remnants, part of a dead fetus, cum crust, a tooth, herpes juice, a tar-like substance formed by not douching, a used condom, mold spores, and pus that leaked out of vaginal warts that resemble the orcs from lord of the rings. cunt slop has a sour smell and gritty texture, the smell is compareable to dog farts mixed with warheads candy, cat litter, death, dirty diapers, burnt hair and rotten lemons. cunt slop has a rancid taste that resembles the anus of a vulture and dinosaur puke and is usually a thick black in color or a dark reddish brown

The squoolz soup looks like your moms cunt slop

by The Black Panther 69 January 12, 2010

cunt bullet

The cotton drain plug used to block the red tides from washing up onto the cunnilingual shores of the clitoral and labial beaches. The little white bullet that goes into the barrel of the baby cannon. The licker's quicker picker upper. Stops the aquisition of redwings; a term coined for the plasma mustache begotten from chowing the putang of a girl on the rag. Riding the cotton pony.

Did you see that chick's g-string? Yeah that's not the only string I saw. She must be wearing a cunt bullet. Rip tide fellas!!

by Mattyboyee February 14, 2006

cunt sack

A female (or male, implying female attributes) who is a two faced bitch. She is lying and deceiving and most likely has many annoying qualities, especially a voice.

Lindsay is such a lying and annoying cunt sack, I cannot stand her.

by partyhardy40 November 29, 2009

cunt

Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the English language.

My ex-girlfriend is a fucking cunt.

by Captain Fantastic February 15, 2003

STUPID FUCKING RETARD BASTARD ASS FUCKER CUNT DICKHEAD!!!!!

Can be heard when the local tramp bangs his leg.

Stupid fucking retard bastard ass fucker cunt dickhead! I banged my leg.

by Yo Momma October 11, 2004

Cubitt

Slang for an inbred farming family, originating in the North of England. Often asscociated with tractors and robins.

"Oh those Cubitts are sleeping with their relatives again."
or
"That Cubitt is is having relations with his sister."

by Tractor3456712 May 6, 2009