Someone who believes they are a sigma rizz lord. A creamy lom can be identified by constantly gooning until a climax, mostly resorting in a wave of super splurge.
Corge: hey Creamy Lom
Creamy Lom: erm what the sigma, I can cleanly tell you havnt been gooning.
Corge: I hope you get touched.
Creamy Lom: erm what the sigma, I can cleanly tell you havnt been gooning.
Corge: I hope you get touched.
by Ugly rizzlord May 01, 2024
by xxChoccymilkxx August 12, 2019
When a dwarf gets cummed in and spinned around until it leaks like a chicken nugget been dipped in mayo
by Bmtttrr April 25, 2024
A Creamy Cupcake is a girl with such irresistibly edible frosting (pheromone rich smegma) that no man can resist the taste thereof.
And it is NOT just their frosting's induced culinary experience, but also the Neuroendophysiological spin it gives the dude's brain, and through the pituitary via his testes, his enhanced libido and testosterone level.
And it is NOT just their frosting's induced culinary experience, but also the Neuroendophysiological spin it gives the dude's brain, and through the pituitary via his testes, his enhanced libido and testosterone level.
Dude #1: I was with that new Creamy Cupcake from human resources Friday and her frosting was so sweet, and it gave me a boner that lasted the whole three day weekend
Dude #2: I understand, she left her locker unlocked in the gym........I just licked that Creamy Cupcake's frosting from her panties.... ...I had such a boner the next day... ...I had to call in sick.
Dude #1: I still dream that I am hearing her Erotic Refrain!
Dude #2: I cannot wait to get the wrapper off that Creamy Cupcake.
Dude #2: I understand, she left her locker unlocked in the gym........I just licked that Creamy Cupcake's frosting from her panties.... ...I had such a boner the next day... ...I had to call in sick.
Dude #1: I still dream that I am hearing her Erotic Refrain!
Dude #2: I cannot wait to get the wrapper off that Creamy Cupcake.
by MadDrJeckel II May 25, 2023
Hey bro I was fucking this girl in her ass and nutted all on her ass leaving her with the creamy cupcake!
by Jaybwallen September 14, 2019
After safe sexual intercourse with a condom the male turns the condom that he ejaculated in inside out and put it back in therefore getting the woman in question pregnant and then the man leaves.
GUY 1 "Did you hear Emma got pregnant?!" GUY 2 "Yeah dude! I heard it was a from a creamy in and out :0."
by Nick is a gay faggot September 28, 2021
by Qusquirt May 06, 2023