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by Mark Ballard March 14, 2017
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crap slap

when a person shits in their hand, and slaps another individual across the face
Hey dude, did you see Janey today?
-Yeah, she got crap slapped. ewww
-Yeah poop all up on her face!
by Conglomo Cikiriyte January 23, 2004
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Capricock

A guy born within the zodiac sign of Capricorn and also has a huge cock.
Girl during sex: Oh daddy, your capricock is amazing!
Guy: Yeah bitch, take it all!
by Osiris_god July 1, 2008
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Capricorn

Maybe the most maligned sign in the whole zodiac.
They have a bad reputation of being dull, cold-hearted, self-absorbed opportunists who disgust others by their excessive emphasis on responsability and personal ambition. They are shy, reserved and highly suspicious of others, and prefer being alone than becoming part of any type of group. ''Work and no play'' becomes their motto, as Capricorns are perseverant, tough and no-nonsense when it comes to reaching goals.

People misunderstand Capricorns due to their social persona, one which is known to be inaccessible, gloomy and even a little bit strange. Most resent their bitterness, discriminatory hate for superficiality, and arrogance. Those who know them more personally appreciate their black, witty sense of humor, their intense loyalty and affection to friends and family, their sense of timing, of centeredness and of quality in whatever they do and their analytical, sensitive and very profound intellects. Many of genius caliber have been born under this sign, including Edgar Allan Poe, Isaac Asimov, David Bowie among many others.
Person 1: ''He was seating on the same spot all the time, boring, anxious, without anything interesting to add....Had to be a Capricorn''
Person 2; ''Delve into him a little more and I bet he'll be a pleasant surprise''
by Jotace December 17, 2008
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crap

(v): a derisive method of describing aesthetic or metaphysical qualities of something.
He may be a fuckwit, but at least the senior George Bush wasn't as crap with running the country as his nonce-boy son is.
by Willis January 2, 2007
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butt crap

incrusted shit in your ass that cannot be scraped out
dude close ur ass theres butt crap speard all up in there
by Rough Trick Jim February 28, 2008
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crap

your ex-girlfriend's stuff which you would like her to get out of your fucking house (or apartment)
"Get your crap off the floor and get the fuck out of my house you fucking skank."
by Tyler January 2, 2007
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