Cracker Lover

A non-white female who loves white boys.

That Chinese girl is totally cracker lover;she only dates white guys.

by UD12345 August 31, 2004

Georgia Cracker

A native to the State of Georgia whose family has lived out in more rural parts of the state for many generations and continues to do so. Known to be very self-sufficient by growing or hunting their own food and building their own homes. The Florida Cracker is kin to the Georgia Cracker.

Travis is a Georgia Cracker.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Jiminy Cracker

James Earl Carter, jr., 39th president of the U.S., by most accounts among the worst presidents in history.

Jiminy Cracker is still flapping his big, ignorant yap almost on a daily basis.

by andy1 June 15, 2007

Cream on a Cracker

A competitive game where the male participants sit in a circle and jerk off until one by one they cum on a cracker that sits in the middle of the circle. The last one to cum is the loser and has to eat the cracker.

Dude, Frankie enjoys playing Cream on a Cracker. I think he loses on purpose.

by Biggunplenty December 19, 2011

Graham Cracker

1: See iPod Nano.

2: A cracker made of graham.

My friend said his iPod Nano was stolen but he actually dropped it in his graham cracker box and ate it two weeks later.

by I think gavels should be called law-hammers May 4, 2006

Porch Cracker

Red necks who sit out all day in a chair smoking cigarettes, flying drones around there neighbors, watching them while they undress.

Aye Yall close the blinds i see the porch cracker

by Big Elote Juan o' Juan December 5, 2016

cracker blocked

When a white supervisor constantly corrects an African American employee's language.

My boss cracker blocked me when I axed a customer what product they be usin'.

by Matty Rich May 13, 2007