corpse feeder

A woman who has had a boyfriend pass away, and long after the fact, continues to make public facebook posts about him and how sad she is and how much she misses him(just beside her cleavage shots and booty pics). Often accompanied by cover photos of said boyfriend

A dead boyfriend is the ultimate source of drama which can be redeemed indefinitely for attention and sympathy.

Corpse Feeder Post: One year today.. I'm finding it difficult to put emotions into words, still trying to wrap my head around the devastation and complete life change that happened when we lost you. Not a single day goes by without you in my mind. Constant reminiscing of the time I was graced with you in my life. Missing you has become daily routine

by WorkingRageaholic April 23, 2016

corpsie

A handjob that you effectively administer yourself whilst using the hand of a consenting person who has neither the motivation nor inclination to engage in the aforementioned sexual manovoure.

I'm on me blob, and I'm really tired, but you can have a corpsie if you're real keen.

by JaffyMc June 17, 2016

corpsie

/kôrps/ee

a selfie taken to make the subjects appear dead, or corpse-like.

Quickly, squirt this ketchup on my blouse - I need this corpsie to look authentic.

by jwattsj June 18, 2016

Corpse Shot

Necrophilism x alcoholism. Taking a body shot off of a dead corpse.

"Yo let's go do a corpse shot!"

by Love Me Some Schwarzenegger November 18, 2017

cerpuscuious

A descriptive term meaning to love and admire; adj.
Ex:

Her butt is so cerpuscuious!

by Hdjdjdbdnd January 3, 2018

Compustress

to stress over computer malfunction

my uncle continued to compustress the entire day

by 1sunangel1 January 29, 2018

Compustation

A public/private (for hire) computer station for cloud computing and or gaming

I would like to hire a compustation for the day please.

by Flux Pistol February 11, 2018