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colin rhodes

he is a spastic colon, and a douchebag. lolz
by 1337-haxor March 27, 2004
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Colonial Fever

The reverse of "jungle fever." A person of color lusting after a white person.
Jose has Colonial Fever; he's trying to jump Becky's bones.
by BrichesNhose May 8, 2011
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Colonial Mentality

Having colonial mentality represents a misguided non-white person (commonly a Filipino, born or living in a white country) who is extremely white washed and conforms to white social settings due to their insecurity amongst his or hers ethnic or cultural identity and history.

The background of colonisation offers colonised people to perceive that their original nation was historically inferior since the Western cultures were able to triumphantly colonise, overall settling the idea of Europeans being superior. Effectively, this mentality causes members to unknowingly or purposefully reject and criticise anything topic-related to their ethnicity or culture as they may psychologically desire acceptance within their white society.

Attitudes + behaviours may include:
- Disliking/avoiding traditions
- Eating with European cutlery
- Dressing in fashion related to anything but their heritage
- Hating your (dark) skin tone, often using products that whiten or bleach ones skin tone
- Discriminating people of their ethnicity/culture, criticising their appearance or customs
- Values the European lifestyle and people
- Will be in a relationship with a person of European descent
Filipino teen with colonial mentality:
1) "Spain was able to colonise our islands, claim then establish it as the Philippines, therefore their domination makes me appreciate Western cultures because they are superior."

2)"I hate my cultural identity because we are politically and economically imperfect. This means people will think I'm lame."
by YourSenpaiWaifu December 25, 2019
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smokey colon

What happens after someone has been blowing smoke up my ass. Rather than getting a real answer, all you get from a discussion with a smoke blower is a smokey colon.
"Hey, Billy, did you talk to the boss about getting a raise?"
"Yep."
"Did he give you the money?"
"Nope. He just gave me the old smokey colon."
by goblinmonger January 8, 2009
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shiite colon bomb

a torture method consisting of super gluing somebodys ass cheeks together so they cant crap resulting in the feeling of colon explosion
Dude i dropped a shiite colon bomb on Francis last weekend, he had to get surgery.
by samurai2141 May 3, 2010
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Cocainum Colanium

The full name of Coca Cola.
Source: trust me :)
Person 1: Yo dude want some Cocainum Colanium?
Person 2: indeed my good sir, today is a fine day to take part in some Cocainum Colanium.
by ZeroGToaster February 16, 2022
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colin king

Fat, Black, peice of shit that eats all the food he can get his hands on. His best friend is graham and he likes to have sex with him every night.
fuck off king you fat black peice of shit go fuck graham or something.
by Preston666 May 10, 2005
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