Coconut

If a girl doesn’t know how to ride dick just spell coconut with your hips. C O C O N U T.

For girls that don’t know how to ride, just spell coconut.

by Izzy Steezy July 19, 2019

Coconut

A simpleton. Represented by a coconut. Able to be dropped multiple times and still remain functional.

Hey, he's really to stupid to understand.What a fucking coconut.

by lollylandiz4amatuersivegtcandy January 12, 2021

Decimated Coconut

Definitely a real thing you can buy in Jars.

Hey Joe, I've got your Decimated Coconut right here. Get it into you.

by Barney_el_cid December 8, 2020

Coconut nest

Sodomizing someone with your oiled, shaven head.

Did you hear about Costanza last night? He totally gave her a coconut nest.

by Galiant March 5, 2021

coconut cluster

a delicious chocolate candy with coconut in it, made by Sanders

I love to eat coconut clusters.

by Mama Whirls December 28, 2014

Sizzling coconuts

When a girl puts Bengay on your testicles as motivation for hard pounding

She said my performance was lackluster , so she gave me a sizzling coconuts.

by Zach DeJarnatt July 6, 2016

Dirty coconut

To eat the public hair of one's partner. Usually as part of an intimate encounter though not strictly so.

No, I don't need a wax; hubby had dirty coconuts so I'm smooth as a veal cutlet!

by TheRedRaven May 27, 2022