Chris 

The weirdest person you will ever meet. If you meet a Chris I recommend leaving him because he will snitch on you, cause drama for no reason at all, and will just be a total dick.

Girl one: “oh that guy is so weird that must be a Chris”

Girl two: “Indeed”

Chris by IReallyWantToFuckYouRylie:) October 2, 2020

Chris 

A Pinecone~ Leafy 5/7

Lots of chris this season

Chris by BoyYouLookLikeAPinecone August 20, 2016

Chris 

Con-fucking-fused; extremely confused

Person 1: Did you hear that Jessica kissed Brad?

Person 2: I thought Jessica and Chad were dating.

Person 1: Apparently not.

Person 2: I'm so Chris right now.

chris
Christopher
chrissy
confused

Chris by HetaliaHacker17025 May 22, 2016

Chris 

Chris is a dipshit. He's one of the pussiest, ugliest people you will ever meet. Rejected by every girl and he will always be single. Horrible friend and can't be trusted. Although he takes risks, he is still a dumbass. He takes everything up the ass and he has a small penis. Chris is a loser.

"That guy is ugly as fuck"
"Yeah that's a Chris"

Chris by Unseasonedchicken March 15, 2017

Chris 

A breed of weasel that exudes slime and bullshit, void of the capability of understanding the most simple business situations and incapable of human interaction and performing correctly

That atrocity of a human is being a total Chris

Chris by Noodle650 August 15, 2017

chris 

an insensitive tard joke

dude why did u make a chris joke
chris jokes aren’t funny

chris by quenchurthirst June 26, 2019

Chris 

Chris is quite a wierdo, he sometimes stutters, especially if hes in 'like with you'. Chris is very energetic, and loves the ny giants. He plays football, and loves sports. Over all an amazing person. He's actually one of the guys that made up the boogie. Great dancer (well, he thinks so.) Handsome, charming, he DOES NOT have metal steel abs, although he thinks he does. Chris could sometimes be very prideful, but is actually a big baby irl, but he is the most awesome person you will ever meet. He's a great m8, and a great friend. Ps-( gets hyper pretty quick)

Wow chris is awesome

Yeah, but sometimes he could be a bit of wierdo, lol

Chris by Stroughter November 19, 2019