chris

A women beater. i.e: chris brown

guy 1:OMG! he beat up his girlfriend
guy 2: what a chris

by Pendoo34 March 15, 2009

chris

a nasty ass, stupid, beat, looser, likes cop callers that put him in jail, likes nasty chin hair whores, the list can go on and on. its not anything nice either

omg look at chris hes with that nasty chin hair whore....

chris your so beat....

hey chris can you stop at the store i need to shave my chin hair....

hi my name is chris and i like a nasty chin hair cop caller that put me jail

a man that is stupid

a lifer at barleycorns.....

by crazy legz 1 January 11, 2011

chris

a very weird and tall individual

naomi: hey i know what your name is
unknown: what?
Naomi: Chris!!
Chris: how did you know?
Naomi: your weird and tall, duh.

by yakkk68 May 1, 2010

A Chris

A blob-looking dude with an excessively large square head.

Quinton: OH, there goes the sunlight

Dooley: I think A Chris is nearby!

*Chris walks in looking like a blob*

by Spoja Gunja June 2, 2018

chris

The most inconciderate person i have ever met. AND has the smallest penis I have ever seen.

Dude look at that chris total douche!

by lovepink10 September 25, 2010

chris

a douche bag who got raped:)

chris: danny your high ?
danny: shut up.
you got raped.

by jasmine(muffin) June 21, 2008

chris

is a prick and a bum and needs to get a life, job, girlfreind and also stop been a fucking bum bumming of some one else.

hes been a right chris and half.
(if you dont know what it stands for look it up on urban dictionary)

by george savinsky October 21, 2009