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Choating

The act of overly and unnecessarily checking on someone or something.
If you sit a pan of cookies in the oven, and check them every 30 seconds for the entire 45 minutes it takes to bake them, then you are Choating the cookies.

Quit Choating me over the report. It will get done when it's done. GEEZ!
by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 20, 2008
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chat shouting

The act of typing in BOLD LETTERS LIKE THIS, to signify anger or place emphasis on words.
DAMN COMPUTER, wont open the DOWNLOAD!!!

Oh that's what REALLY happened

Stop chat shouting, it makes me dizzy
by Meredith Baird October 31, 2007
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chatcrap

Chatcrap, n. 1)uninteresting information exchanges and comments on social networking sites about personal trivia which seem important to the poster but to no one else. 2.Subject matter, behavior, or language that is foolish or absurd. 3) to talk nonsense or make smalltalk

chatcrapper,n. One who posts chatcrap or enjoys chatcrapping on internet social networks.
Tom and Mary were both on FB and and Twitter. They met because both liked posting chatcrap believing the world cared about their or someone else's personal daily grooming activities .

The word "chatcrap" can be substituted for the word "nonsense"in the following quotes w/o loss of meaning or sarcasm.

Quotes:

"Good sense about trivialities is better than nonsense about things that matter." - Sir Max Beerbohm

"Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they can talk sense." - Robert Frost

"It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense than to put on the troubled seas of thought." - John Kenneth Galbraith

"Don't talk to me about a man's being able to talk sense; everyone can talk sense. Can he talk nonsense?" - William Pitt

"Nonsense is good only because common sense is so limited." - George Santayana
by hypocrisykiller September 12, 2009
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Chat-Daddy

Just an all-around cool broha. besides his secretive abusive behaviors, he is one of the coolest guys. may deceive you with his aloofness and over all calm demeanor, but he is one real part animal.
Dang, Chat-Daddy was off the hizzy ing global studies.
by broha March 28, 2012
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chat lag

A long time delay while chatting, e.g. some hours or days, so its difficult to catch up with the subject.
A:Hey, I have to tell you something!
B doesnt respond.
B, days later: Yeah, tell me!
A: Chat lag! What were we talking about?
by lodre December 26, 2012
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Chateau ghetto

n. A lifestyle or creed defined by dilapidated elegance.
n. An inexpensive and modern quick fix for classy old architecture.
After 75 years of negligence, the Biltmore house had become very chateau ghetto.

Gretchen patched up her copper rain gutter with duct tape a la chataeu ghetto.
by Daedalus6174 December 31, 2012
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Chaotic Underloins

When someone of the opposite sex makes your pants go crazy.
Dude, when Allison touches me, it causes chaos in my underloins! You know, like the movie, Chaotic underloins.
by BubblyVagina June 26, 2014
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