I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!

A famous and funny thing Light says in the show Death Note. "I'll be solving math equations with my left hand and eating with my right." "I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!"

your friend:
What?! You forgot your math homework and home? What are you gonna do?!

you:
I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!

by hn9090 May 20, 2009

rim chip

The crouton on the edge of the salad as you are tossing it. Ie: a dingle berry as you are eating ass.

I went down and everything was good until I ran into a rim chip.

by sparkle horse June 10, 2016

potato chip looking ass

Someone who looks like a god damn potato chip. There head is curved in and they were the same trash shoes everyday. These kind people say they have yeezys but they really don't. They smell like musty dick and have rusty, dirty braces.

Ex: Look at that potato chip looking ass with his trashy shoes

by Crumbler 99 February 5, 2017

Louisiana Potato Chip

When an individual ejaculates on his own chest and leaves it there. The semen hardens on the nipples, becoming crusty in the morning.

It was really awkward when my mom walked in my room this morning and saw that I did a Louisiana Potato Chip.

by Lphaas April 1, 2013

V-Chip

wasted technology because
a. Nobody knows how to use it
b. Nobody really cares

by Alex April 6, 2003

V-Chip

1) An item that is installed into your brain that gives you a good deal of electric shock when you say something vulgar. First installed into the mind of Eric Cartman, of South Park, Colorado.

2) Something that goes into your television set to "protect" children from what they're going to see in two years.

1)WHAT I CAN'T SAY PISS-*zzt* AHHHHHH!!!

2) WHAT THE FUCK I'M 13 YEARS OLD AND I NEED THIS SHIT ON TV?!

by Skin-Nerd August 7, 2005

rainbow chip frosting

a magical treat that is typically eaten on cakes but is simply delicious alone.

i'm really jonesing for some rainbow chip frosting!

by CaitlinMarie November 8, 2007