Chestache

(A derivative of the word "mustache.") To have an inordinate amount of chest hair that only grows on the pectorals leaving the stomach area bare.

1. Bill took off his shirt off at the pool, only to reveal he had a chestache!

2. I had to get waxed because of my chestache.

by solman November 20, 2010

chestalicious

adj.: possessing chesticles worthy of awe and wonderment. Usually used in reference to large hooters, but can also apply to a pair so beautiful, irresistible, and delicious, that their awesomeness transcends mere size qualifications alone.

Some guys are ass men, but I prefer a girl that's chestalicious.

by BroFoSho August 30, 2013

cheddar facial

The etymology of this word has been lost by historians, counter-intuitively the world also is not related to physical cheese or spa treatments.

A Cheddar Facial is used for people who need to supplement their scraggly facial hair designs with donated fecal matter from others, thus enhancing the luscious nature of an artificial mane.

Chichael- Bro, I have been trying for weeks to grow out facial hair to make me look like the evil burger king, but since I am a little boy in a mans body my facial hair comes in patchy and thin.

Chonny- I can help you with that, best friend, let me give you a Cheddar Facial!

::pluck puck, pinch pinch, draw draw::

Chichael- Wow Chonny thanks! Now I really look like my favorite fast food character!! and I smell just like your ear pit!

by Cup of Rice February 25, 2014

chesman

fun a good friend smart friend and is the best dog/person ever truly is a mans best friend

you should name it chesman

by likeagoodboy October 28, 2014

cheddarbeast

a woman, usually overweight and/or unattractive who is "on the prowl" for sex. She will typically take advantage of unsuspecting drunken men.

Ugh! I feel bad for Joey. He got drunk and went home with a total cheddarbeast last night. He's probably doing the coyote ugly right now.

by JD-Beanzor April 1, 2015

cheddary crack

Where you do not clean your Anus for around a month, a crispy cheese dip type substance oozes from the bovril starfish

After a month of travelling, my cheddary crack is leaking

by Brad and eddie September 7, 2016

cheddar'd-up

to have ingested copious amounts of cocaine

"Yo lets go dump sack"
"Nah man I'm too cheddar'd-up. I think my heart is gonna explode"

by cheddardaddy1868 August 27, 2016