cancer kid

a brat that annoys people with his presence alone or someone who acts childish

this discord cancer kid never learns his lessons

by random_guy_27 June 11, 2019

cancer card

What "certain folks" with cancer like to cry to make other people feel bad.

"i tried calling in sick today, but my boss who has a breast disease pulled the cancer card on me, so i came in anyway."

by jwax December 28, 2007

Cancer Bag

1. A bag full of cancer
2. One who is infested with cancer.
3. A living, walking tumor.

Oh god, dude, I stayed up doing my essay for like 5 hours last night. I know that Cancer Bag teacher, Mr. Drattel is going to give me a 25 though.

by Angry Student550 January 20, 2007

Cancer Man

Worst type of men ever, even tho there’s no good type of men. Will be talking to 100 other girls. These men will not make u feel special. That’s all thank you.

Person 1: yo who’s that ugly ass musty ass looking ass white ass who looks like he doesn’t wash his ass guy over there

Person 2: he’s definitely a cancer man

by idkwhattoputhere March 21, 2021

cancer session

Time spent smoking a cigarette. So called because cigarettes cause cancer.

The employee stood for ten minutes outside in the rain, wind, and hail, missing an important phone call. Then he returned from his cancer session, in which he satisfied his nicotine craving.

by Boxcar Bob January 11, 2009

cancer pipe

shanking a pop can with a knife, or numerous time with a pin, then bending it in half to form a bowl

used for smoking marijuana in conditions where you don't have a pipe, bong, or rollies

use with caution! inhaling aluminum is bad for you

My friends had bud, but no pipe, so we made a cancer pipe.

by 420boi May 15, 2007

cancer man

the head honcho man in the x-files who is always seen smoking a cigarette.

cancer man usually appears at the end of the show.

by Allyson Rose August 2, 2006