A kid that doesn’t leave girls alone, he’s way out of his league and needs to get some new friends. His penis is smaller than his Iq minus his brain capacity.
by Big_dick_101 March 10, 2020
Get the Callum Milwardmug. by anonymous November 24, 2021
Get the Callummug. He has one hobby that becomes his only personality trait, he's usually blonde and never small. He definitely can't handle his drink, gives it all the chat but no follow up when he actually gets a girl in bed. He catches feelings quickly but often stays in the friend zone, he's a good guy Callum is.
Friend 1: Hi Callum, my cat just died.
Callum: Once when I was rowing I saw a dead cat so I can relate actually
Callum: Once when I was rowing I saw a dead cat so I can relate actually
by Demetrius Eugene February 28, 2022
Get the callummug. When ever you talk about about strog he says "aagggghghhghgh" he plays murder on my mind spotify playlist regularly. He loves to be strong as fuck. Hes very religous
by Callum Shannon22566 August 18, 2024
Get the Callum Shannonmug. by Boom box July 9, 2019
Get the Callum purdiemug. Callum is a great guy to be friends with. He's nicknamed 'small' but is actually small. Overall you should be lucky to be friends with him as he will be your friend forever. He's also a sweaty boi.
by gam3ral June 17, 2019
Get the Callummug. by Obidexterous May 30, 2011
Get the Callum Edensmug.