by sigmamaleedgmaster June 4, 2024
Get the Callum hathwaymug. The chronic habit of posting painfully mundane, oddly specific, and questionably profound WhatsApp statuses that nobody asked for—but now we all have to live with.
Often includes:
• Food hot takes that sound like rejected Dragon’s Den pitches
• Daily life updates that feel like side quests from a preschool teacher
• Music screenshots with cryptic captions that don’t make sense but sound like they might if you were high
• Off-brand motivational quotes with the emotional depth of a soggy Rich Tea biscuit
• Photos of countryside or suburban nothingness with captions like “Needed this”
Often includes:
• Food hot takes that sound like rejected Dragon’s Den pitches
• Daily life updates that feel like side quests from a preschool teacher
• Music screenshots with cryptic captions that don’t make sense but sound like they might if you were high
• Off-brand motivational quotes with the emotional depth of a soggy Rich Tea biscuit
• Photos of countryside or suburban nothingness with captions like “Needed this”
“Man acts like he’s the main character in a Netflix indie short every time he posts. Stop the Callum-posting”
“You know you’re Callum-posting when your status feels like a TED Talk but it’s just a tree and bad lighting.”
“You know you’re Callum-posting when your status feels like a TED Talk but it’s just a tree and bad lighting.”
by Cally420 March 27, 2025
Get the Callum-postingmug. Callum haughey is a famous tiktoker who has half a million followers across TikTok. He is most popular for his persona chantelle the primark queen. His first viral video was in march 2021 and this began his tiktok career. callum has 3 accounts across tiktok. He vlogs his life with his boyfriend Dylan beal on his spam account and they are supported by all there loving fans. Callum’s main account is constantly growing and his dedicated fans see him as an “icon” as he always finds a way to make someone laugh.
by Labelthem365 February 23, 2022
Get the Callum haugheymug. An absolute god. Has released many songs including GROW BABE🌿🌿. Is an absolute inspiration, along with Jacob Sartorious.
by fricklemypickle November 15, 2019
Get the Callum Crightonmug. This Callum can be rude and will always hangout with the wrong people. He will gain your trust, and stab you in the back. He always apologizes, but dose stuff again. There the acting type, which can be fun. Callum s’s are the Sharpay type. But can also be a leader. Callum S’s are not meant for everyone but for some people make a good friend.
Callum s’s are ok
by Callum s’s February 5, 2020
Get the Callum s’smug. by OMG YOUR COCK IS SO GIRTHY AND September 7, 2021
Get the Callum Bridgersmug. The best human alive. He knows how to treat a woman like no other, He has a taper haircut, the most beautiful brown eyes, diamond earrings, the PHATTEST juicy lips (and a fat bum) and a cute nose. He dresses better than anyone and he lives in a box that is always quite manly but for some reason feels like home. he always makes sure you and eat feeds you and cares for everyone. don't get me started on the d game. he's got cool friends even though he spends all weekends are the one he loves. He likes playing basketball, buying new clothes, shoes, bubble tea, food always, sleeping hella long and likes going on dates. Nobody hates him. he also has a pet named morris.
you heard of that man that is said to be a goldfish and has a taper haircut?
yeah it's channyfanny aka callum aka cal
yeah it's channyfanny aka callum aka cal
by jesus'sjuul May 24, 2022
Get the Callummug.