Curses Stack

All humans are cursed.
All curses stack.
All curses multiply.
Therefore, all curses stack and multiply for all humans.

Curses stack for all humans. This is based on how often each individual human attempts to break the Law.

All deaths are final.

Bye, fuckers.

by TheOnlyGian June 22, 2023

Tiny Curse

Think of something funny and/or misfortunate to happen to someone you dislike, then look at them and say the words"I curse you."

Examples include causing the chicken from one's meal to vanish, or reversing the direction of one's gravitational pull.

"You can't do that or I'll curse you!"

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"I'm sorry about when you both met Asher in the parking lot, he was wrong not to give you that money."

"That's why I Tiny Cursed him!"

by heheer February 2, 2024

Carry curse

This is when you talk trash about YouTube-zxncarry or Unbancarry you will start to experience terrible things and horrible luck

Random -Carry you fuxking suck you sorry bitch

Random-Meanwhile My PlayStation blewup

This is the carry curse

by /unbancarry February 28, 2022

Curse of the Jailbreak Regular

A Curse in which you obtain once you've sold your soul to the Jailbreak Discord. This curse gives you a cool green name at a cost of you getting absolutely zero bitches for the rest of your lives.

"Yo man why is Tom still single"
"Because he's cursed with the Curse of the Jailbreak Regular!"

by thatidiotfromdiscord2.0 May 24, 2022

Cursed Image

An image, most commonly a meme, with so much unbearable cringe that turns into a curse that you immediately result in posting it to every single social media site in existence.

Person: Hey, look at this really cursed image!
Other Person: Hold on, let me get my reddit out...

by Greninjasn July 18, 2021

Geno curse

When you make fun of someone and/or something then the person/thing ends up doing something really impressive.

"Zach Hyman is overpaid and overrated. Oh wow, he just scored a goal. Classic geno curse right there."

by Professor Nate April 27, 2024

Cursed a Canadian

Being Cursed a Canadian means you're more shy then usual due to being in a large crowd of people which you do not know well. The Term Originates from the Stereotype that Canadians are shy.
The Phrase is also, Occasionally, Said as "Cursed as a Canadian", Or replaced with "Shy as a Canadian".

"I was Cursed a Canadian at that family reunion"

by Captin Rickshaw June 22, 2022