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the curse

in inability to maintain the attraction the vaginal intercourse from a women immediately after a serious breakup of a relationship
joe- "she wouldn't have sex with me"
Bob- "thats because you have the CURSE"
by Moe "Money" Mahmoud October 24, 2007
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Dutchman's Curse

The Dutchman's Curse is any sentence that starts with "It's just a matter of...", "It should be working...", or something similar, implying that it will take no time to complete at all, but in reality always turns into being a lot more work.
Supervisor - It's just a matter of copying that line of code into this file.

-- 5 hours later --
Employee - I'm still working on it since I had to rewrite the file to get that line of code to work. Stupid Dutchman's Curse.
by tilespace October 4, 2010
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Western Pennsylvania Curse

The unfortuante series of events when a really attractive girl is spending time with/ hooking up with a really unattractive guy. This situation is very easily seen in western pennsylvania, thus the name. Statisticians indicate that 64% of girls between the ages of 18-24 suffer from the curse. There is no known cause for the curse, only that doctors and psychologists point to major brain damage suffered at birth, probably caused by fetal alcohol syndrome.
by TheWPACurse May 7, 2011
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The 404 curse

If you have the jacob you get 0 bitches and are a total nerd
hey u hear about jacob?
no, what?
he's got The 404 curse
by Paradox12_ July 21, 2024
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the 1989 curse

the 1989 curse refers to when during the 1989 (SV) era, Taylor Swift was struggling mentally with an eating disorder. at the end of every show, she reportedly felt like she was going to pass out after every show. while this era was still going on (2014-2016), Kim K. called her a snake. on Taylors Instagram, twitter, and any social media platform she had, she was flooded with comments of the snake emoji.

now, during the 1989 (TV) era, during her era's tour in Rio de Janeiro in brazil, one of her fans sadly passed away. she almost passed out during one of her shows as well due to the intense heat in Brazil this past summer. she was crying in her hotel room when she found out some of her fans had died. Taylor was being called a snake again due to her not "giving her fans water" when it was not her fault. the venue refused to give out water to her fans, and when she was on stage, she was scanning the crowd. she called out water to a fan who needed it during her performance of all too well ten-minute version of the red era.

tl;dr both eras were highly successful, but she was criticized and canceled in both of them for things she didn't even mean to happen.
Person A: "did you hear about the 1989 curse?"
Person B: "no, i didnt, what is it?"
by princesspower781 January 5, 2024
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The Russian Curse

Randomly finding yourself talking to multiple Russian(doesn't really matter could be Moroccon African, asian or wherever really) woman through email in attempts for them to move in with you with them resettling to a new country. These phish emails attempt to steal your identity and offer false hopes of love at first site. Not to be confused with the shini curse or the white mans burden.
Dude have you guys seen those Russian fight videos? everybody in Russia fights for some reason. I think Russia's been rubbing off on me, I don't even drink that much anymore and in the past year I've done over a thousand dollars in damages to my house... I might have the Russian curse.
by fuckinghateme August 27, 2013
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Minecraft cursed

Bro what the f is this... MINECRAFT CURSED???๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ yeah its just a texture pack with a lot of cursed things. If u see the texture pack OH MY WHAT HTE HEK IS TIS ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ AINT NO WAY BLUD AHHH GOOFY AHH TEXTURE PAC๐Ÿ˜ต
Minecraft cursed

People:"using the texture" oh no
by Stepe pro December 3, 2023
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