When you're fucking a man up the ass and he tries to stop you by forcing a poop out to send up your urethra, but you at the same time ejaculate as hard as you can to counter the flow.
"Man I tried to rape me in prison but I gave him a Crispy Scott Sunday and he surely regretted trying to poop up my dickhole
by Slylock October 15, 2019

An occurrence that feels perfect in the moment. Resulting in vibez that are unmatched.
Crispy is to describe only the best things that happen to you, or are going to happen to you.
Crispy is to describe only the best things that happen to you, or are going to happen to you.
I got a full nights rest for the first time in weeks and it was Crispy
Hanging out with you was so Crispy
I went on the Crispiest date, I can’t wait to tell you all about it
The convo was so Crispy I was on the edge of my seat
Hanging out with you was so Crispy
I went on the Crispiest date, I can’t wait to tell you all about it
The convo was so Crispy I was on the edge of my seat
by B 0 B November 7, 2022

Omg I hate her she’s so Crispy!
by Lukers4 March 12, 2021

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by crispycucumber October 3, 2019

When a man wipes the end of his dick off after cumming with a Kleenex and it dries standing up looking like a ghost.
by Squeeler5000 May 31, 2025
