Definitions by crispycucumber

crispy

a member of a very powerful and important group

Tom: Are you in the crispygang?
John: Yes!
Tom: *kneels down*

crispy by crispycucumber October 3, 2019

crispycucumber 

Best person alive and leader of the crispygang

1: did you hear? crispycucumber is in our town!

2: omg lets go see him!

crispycucumber by crispycucumber October 3, 2019