Sleep cocking

when a man is in deep sleep and begins to try to hump nearest available orifice or object.

"Oh baby, it's not my fault I musta been sleep cocking again."
"it never fails, 3 am he can't sleep and tries to blame it on his sleep cocking"

by John Easton October 14, 2007

cookin

loosely used for anything or one that is incredibly "hip" or of some notable recognition. Derived from, and often describing a great sounding jazz group, player, or musical scenario.

Simply..."cookin!"

by theevolutionofwords May 6, 2009

Choking the weasel

To masturbate

Nothing. Just scoping tits; choking the weasel.

by ThatGuyInPants March 14, 2011

done cookin'

matured, aged like a fine wine (dare I say a touch rugged?), kind of like when anything you bake needs an extra minute or two to get a sturdy and flavorful crust on it. done cookin' is what separates the men from the dudes.

Jason Schwartzman was pretty fugly in "Rushmore", but have you seen him in "Bored to Death?" That man is done cookin'!

by heartofchicago January 6, 2011

Scarf Choking

When you fuck somebody from behind on a cold night and you use their scarf as grip thus choking the bitch.

Ben: Yo I fucked a bitch so hard last night I wound up scarf choking her.

Tyrone: Damn dog you gave her a real good pounding

by Nguy69 November 16, 2019

cookin

To go fast in any shape or form: skateboard, car, running, or motorcycle.

yo sonn you was cookin on yo skateboard.

by Gustavo Poliak August 26, 2008

cookin

after hitting a bowl of marijuana and passing it to a friend the bowl remains on fire and there is no need for it to be relit

Hit that bowl it's still cookin! It should be cookin my friend.

by Allen W. Sneed III March 25, 2009