Congloria

I have created this word. This word is a tool. If your searching for the help you need but don’t want to ask for it. Use this word. You can put it in your caption or use it as a hashtag. This word should only be used if you are in need of help yet don’t know how to ask for it, or don’t want to get into it. You can define help however you want it does not matter what kind of help you are in need of. I felt and importance for a word of such so I would expect that other people would too.

Let’s say you are texting your friend.

You: Congloria...
Friend: Huh?
(That is realistically what will most likely happen. But the whole point of this word is really just a big hint into getting people to help you like you need.)

You: Congloria...
Friend: (Your name) everything’s going to be alright. I am here for you. I want to help you.

by .—. October 16, 2020

congressional dutch rudder

Referencing all the back door politics and pork barreling that accompanies any bill or similar government act.

It took congress extra long to pass a covid stimulus bill due to congressional dutch ruddering.

by Rabblerouser724 December 25, 2020

Congee Cummies

An analogy for the first wad of the day

Congee Cummies - Hydrochoerus

by Hydrochoerus January 1, 2021

Congratulations!

The award you got for searching this.

"Congratulations!"

by SpeedoThreeSixty March 1, 2021

Congraccinations

When you want to congratulate someone on their vaccination but the two words together are just too much.

Congraccinations! You’re safe from Ms Rona at last!

by jjglower June 1, 2021

Congum

When you chew bubblegum with your penis and blow it into a bubble to use as a condom.

Man: You ready, baby?
Girl: Do you have protection?
Man: Don't worry, baby
Man pulls out chewing gum
Girl: Baby?
Man inserts gum into penis and begins to chew
Girl: baby? Is that a Congum? Wait baby! No! No! Baby no!!

by TheGreatCreator June 17, 2021

Conglomeracy

(Geology) The average amount of conglomerates in a certain area.

The conglomeracy of this vertical sequence has increased greatly as we move down the graded bed, I can really see the increase in energy.

by julsoph44 September 22, 2021