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bloody comet

when you excrete a kidney stone from your penis and the stone comes out with a trail of blood behind it, thus giving it the appearance of a bloody comet.
Damn dude, that bloody comet I shot out last night almost left a crater in my toilet!
by wowser77 October 4, 2009
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Golden Codity

the quality of a women who can play COD and make sandwiches
Caroline is so awesome.. she has the golden codity!
Im breaking up with you, you dont have the golden codity.
by Cwalker and GByrd March 7, 2011
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post-coitus-shavus

A binding vow made between close mates, thou shall not shave until coitus-completus (the deed is done).

Usually conducted as a bet between mates on a dry spell. Can also be used as motivation for mates hung up on an ex to move on.
Someone - What’s with the dirty mo’s?

The boys (simultaneously)- “We are bound by the vow of Post-Coitus-Shavus”

Someone- Why doesn’t Johnny have one ?

Johnny- *smirks smuckishly*
by tommystips December 17, 2019
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post-coital remorse

When you compromise either moral and/or aesthetic standards to get laid and regret your choices instantly after. Post coital remorse is the feeling that manifests itself as the voice in your head the very moment after experiencing an orgasm and expresses utter disappointment by speaking an inner dialog that can vary in severity from disgusted shame all the way to suicidal suggestion.
police say, "post-coital remorse, is believed to be the leading cause of suicide in Men who fuck fat hoes."
by Lil2'high August 16, 2022
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Halley's comet

A sex act where the man sits on the toilet facing the tank with his partner (easiest achieved with a female partner) on his lap having sexual intercourse with full penetration and while the man humps his partner the partner is making a bowel movement (hopefully into the toilet as to reduce cleanup)
Tony and Ashley had to spend the whole evening cleaning the bathroom after their Halley's Comet .
by Shockwave9d2 July 15, 2015
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Comatose

A word describing what happens when your toes go totally numb, also spelt "coma toes". Usually associated with extreme cold, absinthe, and being locked into a centrifuge.
"My feet feel weird.. and as for my toes.. lets just say i have comatose."
by he_who_says_zonk February 2, 2004
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Comethazine

A shit ass rapper that is thirsty for Demi Lovato and gets no girls. Raps about Goyard and Supreme but has none of that shit.
Comethazine: I'm gonna fuck Demi Lovato
Demi:

Comethazine:Fuck me
Demi: Toad ass hell nah
by lol987654321 June 2, 2018
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