clams

Another name for the female genitalia.

DJ: I just wanna go out there and find some clams.

by Blue Mazohizumu July 28, 2005

Clamshell

Clamshell
This is when a girl thinks she is being nice by giving you a hand job, but actually hurts you by placing her fingers up and down on the head of the penis causing extreme irritation.

Joey: Lets go into the bathroom.
Rachael: Ok Joey.
Gets intimate(in a bathroom)
Joey: AHhhHHH, what the fuck are you doing? I'm leaving.

Michael: So how was rachael after all?
Joey: It hurt like hell.
Michael: Please tell me she did not clamshell you...
Joey: She did, oh she did.

by VegaStuff March 5, 2008

Claustrophobic

The fear of Santa Claus and all things realted to the jolly fat man.
A tendency to light up the fireplace with gasoline and place tripwires in the chimney every christmas.

Person 1:Damn it's christmas again, horrible time to be Claustrophobic.

Person 2:Hmmm. . . HO HO HO !

Person 1: GAHHH !

by Mister KPO January 4, 2009

Tebow Clause

A clause stated when you are picking football games for money or fun that allows you to change Florida as a winner or loser based on whether Tim Tebow will be playing or not.

Hey who are you picking this weekend? I'm going to go with Florida I think. Wait, did we establish the Tebow Clause this week?

by jxb October 7, 2009

black santa clause

The black santa clause is the santa for all the black fuckers. Black santa hates his job and speaks Spanish.

I can't wait for this christmas when Black santa clause comes!

by flyingfuckingmonkey125 February 28, 2014

causeway challenge

Chugging a 6 pack of 12 oz canned beer on a 24 mile bridge going a legal 65 mph. Designated driver recommended.

Made famous by the 20 minute trip from Mandeville to New Orleans.

" Hey, we're leaving Mandeville, grab the six pack, we've got 20 minutes... CAUSEWAY CHALLENGE!"

by Bada Bingz and T Rizz February 24, 2009

Red bull without a cause

The act of drinking Red Bull when you are already wide awake, simply because you like the taste.

Jeremy: "John had a Red Bull with lunch today. Didn't even put any vodka in it."

Jim: "Really? - A Red Bull without a cause?"

by Suburban Pricktionary June 5, 2013