by Ogdenumptee3 October 28, 2003
Get the chase the carrotmug. Any overly-complicated gadget designed to do a mundane task that can be done much more easily, cheaply, simply, and often better with an old-fashioned, low-tech device. Typically, a digital carrot slicer runs on batteries, has more options and "features" than anyone really wants, costs too much, is difficult to use, provides the user with more information and precision than they need, and is less reliable compared to the low-tech tool.
Compared to pencil and paper for taking notes, a PDA is a digital carrot slicer.
Why use a sharp knife to cut up a carrot when you can use a digital carrot slicer?
Hey, I just got paid yesterday, let's go the the mall and buy a digital carrot slicer at the Sharper Image!
Why use a sharp knife to cut up a carrot when you can use a digital carrot slicer?
Hey, I just got paid yesterday, let's go the the mall and buy a digital carrot slicer at the Sharper Image!
by mooltittle August 18, 2010
Get the digital carrot slicermug. by rjdianne December 8, 2017
Get the snow carrotmug. West midland term for an east midlander, due to their strange, rural ways and a propensity for crunching carrots.
by oracle March 12, 2004
Get the carrot crunchermug. It’s either when you’ve chucked your misso in the dog box or you want to get intimate through lockdown, either way your chucking your carrot through a hole!
Fuck me johnny Boi! The misso is fucking me off again so I’ve chucked her in that ol racoon cage I’ve got down stairs but she won’t stop shouting, so I’ll guess I’ll chuck my carrot through the cage just to shut her gob!
by The Hung Guru August 19, 2020
Get the Carrot through the cagemug. Vladas is a name which means "gay" in URDU and PUNJABI.
Vladas Carrot is a Lithuanian child pornography poster, and professional on it, who is fat and has no pubes at 13, wanking in call, also in which he keeps kids in his basements until he gets a ransom, and he cannot even fit through his own shirt, with a visible credit card slider on his belly rolls.
Vladas Carrot is a Lithuanian child pornography poster, and professional on it, who is fat and has no pubes at 13, wanking in call, also in which he keeps kids in his basements until he gets a ransom, and he cannot even fit through his own shirt, with a visible credit card slider on his belly rolls.
Oh look, a Vladas Kaupas! What a gross thing!
Armandas is so much better, he is not a Vladas Carrot (Kaupas)!
Armandas is so much better, he is not a Vladas Carrot (Kaupas)!
by KaKrKmKaKmKaKnKdKaKs July 24, 2023
Get the Vladas Carrot (Kaupas)mug. by Stupidly Sophisticated November 28, 2013
Get the go suck a carrotmug.