C.R.M.A.

A Completely Random Midget Attack.

This old midget woman with a mutant big flat head just suddenly screamed "ya fuckin' bastard" and donkey kicked alistair in the shins with her formidable stilletos! It was a completely random midget attack or C.R.M.A!

by BigKingDoowop April 11, 2004

c-flo dat hoe

To tell a guy a joke, while their laughing stab them and take their wallet

That b*tch was talking sh*t, so i went up to her b/f and c-flo dat hoe

by A la Verga December 30, 2007

c-ville slaughter

this expert level sexual maneuver is performed while in the standing 69 position (see skelton pecker for more info). following the point where you explode a wad of man juice into your partner's mouth, thus ripping her face asunder from the force of your ejaculate, you proceed to drop to your knees, busting her head on the ground, thus delivering a DEVASTATING tombstone piledriver...the likes of which professional wrestling has never seen.

dood: so i was bangin the lady last night...and i totally went for the c-ville slaughter!

bro: the undertaker would be proud O_O!!

by spicyfetus March 7, 2008

c.c.y.a.

The act of cc'ing your boss and the boss of the person you're sending an email so that those in higher paygrades are made aware that either:

a) it is actually you who are doing all the work; or

b) you are not the person responsible for screwing up the project they've assigned to you.

a) Tammy is being a real co-worthless. I've spent the last week cranking out the quarterlies, and she's become the office placebo, making everyone think she's doing all of my work. I've started c.c.y.a.'ing our bosses with everything I complete so she can't take credit for any of it.

-or-

b) Jimbicile is completely fubar'd. He emailed the report to PMIP today with their name misspelled as PIMP throughout the entire document. I hit reply to tell him this, and I did a c.c.y.a. to make sure he didn't try to be a screwtard during the blame storm that's sure to come.

by Beelzebub Jones August 24, 2010

c-hair

A hair floating in a body of water.

I was swimming at English bay and i noticed a patch of curly c-hair.

by Charis. October 28, 2010

C-Suite Brain Damage

A condition that affects folks who become CEOs, CFOs, COOs, CSOs, and other kinds of C-Suite officers, where their skill levels in common, every day tasks (and sometimes their morality and empathy) become severely impaired, as the sudden rush of power, stress and sometimes crushing sense of responsibility (hahahahah, okay, just kidding, it's copious amounts of alcohol and drugs like cocaine) start damaging the parts of the brain involved in figuring out consequences and making estimates, because planning around consequences and making accurate estimates are for the little people and hoi polloi.

Yes, I know he's an ACCA-certified accountant, and you just saw him flub trying to figure out how much tip he was supposed to pay, but you gotta understand… he got promoted to CFO six months ago, and what you're seeing is C-Suite Brain Damage in action.

by tariqk December 11, 2018

c.i.p

cip means crip in peace

say someone is crip and they die instead of saying r.i.p they say crip in peacec.i.p

by kirra tiny April 20, 2008