Definitions by BigKingDoowop

C.R.M.A. 

A Completely Random Midget Attack.

This old midget woman with a mutant big flat head just suddenly screamed "ya fuckin' bastard" and donkey kicked alistair in the shins with her formidable stilletos! It was a completely random midget attack or C.R.M.A!

C.R.M.A. by BigKingDoowop April 11, 2004