Bulgarian Dick Needle

A public torture method in Bulgaria where your dick gets put in a custom fitting dick guillotine while they tie your arms and legs to boards. But, instead of cutting off your dick they stick a needle all the way through your urethra.

“yo man did you hear about the guy who was sentenced to a public Bulgarian Dick Needle.”

by Bulgarian tweedler beeder January 23, 2025

bulgarian reacharound

Feeding a bull 50 viagra tablets and covering your self with bodily fluids of a cow.

I had a great bulgarian reacharound last night at the barn.

by 10101010100101010010101 January 29, 2025

Bularkey

Bull shit malarkey

That was bularkey! (After something stupid or crazy happens or was heard)

by JennyMac111 February 20, 2025

Bulgarian squat

I don't know what's going this code and meaning so I'm confused

I'm not stupid or dumm

But I search finally write way

Going long time journey but it's okey

Let's do Bulgarian squat..

by 710sir March 11, 2025

Bulgarian helicopter

Sexual position that involves the male inserting into an ass-up female and then spinning on his Johnson like a spoke, appearing as a helicopter

I just Bulgarian helicoptered Ben's mom

by CHEESEYCHUCK March 12, 2025

Bulgarian runny nose

When someone gives you a footjob, so you cum and it dribbles in their toes. It drips in between the toes similar to how somebody’s nose runs white in fierce Bulgarian winters.

Mike got a crazy Bulgarian runny nose after Maddy gave him a nasty footjob.

by Mike’s tictac March 27, 2025

bulgarian tablecloth

a bulgarian tablecloth is a divorced woman who inserts ripe bananas into her anus for five days preventing her from shitting. when she removes the mouldy decomposing banana from her hole, a fountain of shit collapses out of her bum and it is stored in a jar until she rubs it on her ex husband.

my ex wife is such a bulgarian tablecloth! she puts ripe banana into her anus

by Dhdhdhdgshd April 3, 2025