Brown Clown 

After having anal sex a man cock-slaps his girlfriend and spreads her own fecal matter around her mouth giving her the look of a sad clown.

Oh my God! You cock-slapped shit all over my face!!! You seriously gave me a Brown Clown?!?!

Brown Clown by Gliderman January 25, 2011

Brown Bagging 

Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.

Brown Bagging by tnt May 1, 2003

brown recluse

A very poisoness spider, known to cause horribly deforming scars, because it's venom eats away at your skin and muscle tissue.

God save me! I've been bitten by a brown recluse. OHHHH the horror, it's starting to smell like almonds. God Kill Me!

brown recluse by Skizzlemasta October 7, 2003

Brown Mumbler 

This is a northern Wisconsin expression which is used to describe any number of stiff drinks made with whiskey or Brandy. Commonly used to describe a Manahatan or a Brandy Old Fashion.

Bar tender, give me a Brown Mumbler and be lively my lad!

Brown Mumbler by M.J. Anderson December 28, 2005

brown note 

The name for a fictional/hypothetical sound frequency (or pitch or note) having the property that it causes loss of bowel control, and thus involuntary defecation, in humans. No actual note/sound frequency having this property has been identified as of May 8, 2008.

The term is distinct from "brown noise". In science, Brownian noise, also known as "Brown noise" or "red noise", is the kind of signal noise produced by Brownian motion. An example of Brownian noise is the sound a television speaker makes when the screen goes to static.

An article about the failed search for a "brown note" appeared in the Annals of Improbable Research.

brown note by Keeps.making.sense May 8, 2008

Brown cowgirl.

The female squats over the male on his back taking him anally, riding until completion. The female can be facing in either direction, thus there is no diferentiation between a brown cowgirl and a reverse brown cowgirl - if a girl is squatting with your cock up her ass, its pretty much just all brown cowgirl.

You are right about her, not only does she take it up the ass but she wants it that way - five minutes on the couch and she was riding me brown cowgirl.

Brown cowgirl. by jacklordGOD May 9, 2010

Brown Sugar 

An attractive, pretty, sexy, female – with a pleasing face and body, of a medium Brown to Honey colored skin complexion, including various shades of brown, reddish brown, and yellowish brown, such as Carmel, Butterscotch, Pecan, Peanut Butter, Maple, Cinnamon, Golden Bronze, Chocolate, Nutmeg, etc. and of course, Brown Sugar.

That girl right there is just brown sugar, with her lovely face, pretty brown skin, and sexy body.

Brown Sugar by Robbie Amorous June 7, 2005