A person who slows you down when you're trying to scoot through life or get something done. Derived from the medical treatment of foot fractures that requires the wearing of an orthopedic boot
"oh, Lee - we can't see the sights in NYC! You're too much of a Foot-in-a-Boot and you can't keep up the pace"
by Matthew J. P. August 7, 2008
Get the Foot-in-a-Boot mug.Haggling in an effort to purchase an item for a lower value than the advertised price, despite the fact that the item is already significantly below market value. This type of practice typically occurs at car-boot-sales, and can be rather embarrassing.
Buyer - "how much for that classic Ming Vase"
Seller - "£1"
Buyer - "Oh, really, is it? Hmmm...I'll give you 98p"
Seller - "Fuck off"
Buyer - "I'm sorry. I suffer from Car Boot Syndrome. I don't mean to be a twat"
Seller - "£1"
Buyer - "Oh, really, is it? Hmmm...I'll give you 98p"
Seller - "Fuck off"
Buyer - "I'm sorry. I suffer from Car Boot Syndrome. I don't mean to be a twat"
by Dilkes July 7, 2011
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by Sexydimma January 29, 2015
Get the to boot off mug.The act of an uncircumcised man pulling his elongated and flacid foreskin over the big toe of an unsuspecting/complying man.
Last night Jonah gave me a Man Skin Boot.
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Newsflash: Jonah Giltz is offering his service of Man Skin Boot for a small fee; generally less than $32.44.
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Newsflash: Jonah Giltz is offering his service of Man Skin Boot for a small fee; generally less than $32.44.
by JonahJamesDane May 19, 2010
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Get the chinese safety boot mug.A fetish item; a boot that forces the toes en point, such as in ballet, with an extremely long heel.
Note: it is extremely difficult to walk in ballet boots, and thus are often for "show" only
Note: it is extremely difficult to walk in ballet boots, and thus are often for "show" only
by The Eviler Monkey October 26, 2006
Get the ballet boot mug.The used condom you find when you wake up in the morning after a drunken porkfest. The crusty boot can be found in the bed, on the floor, up your ass/vag, or even in the refrigerator or other unlikely location. A condom which has fecal matter or blood on the outside of it could be considered extra crusty.
I pulled a crusty boot out of my asshole when I woke up today- Man I must have been shitfaced last night.
by JC4556 June 19, 2007
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