Why I don't trust the Bible

Holy shit, it's like watching Jesus get flogged! That was brutal! That whole debate was just brutal!

Hym "Except I don't think I'd actually laugh at the sight of Jesus getting flogged. I might masterbate though, bah dum ts! Sad wank for Jesus! Why I don't trust the bible? More like 'why you don't want the sauce!' Got this nigga lookin like he never even SEEN a book!"

by Hym Iam June 19, 2024

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Bible

the people who follow in gods footsteps accept all. regardless of whether you're gay, straight, black, white.

"the Bible"

by Hidin from Biden December 24, 2020

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bible bunny

Usually someone who picks and chooses different verses from the Bible, to fit their political gain. Most of the time being hypocritical and not going by the Bible themselves. Not true believers of the bible, but using it in a way to control the narrative.

"Trump is such a bible bunny, for selling Bibles to fund his campaign."
"The legislators pretending to speak in tongues on the Senate floor, are such bible bunnies."
"Westboro Baptist church is really out here trying to kill people, instead of save them. What bible bunnies"

by LadyJusticeisBlind April 10, 2024

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Word Bible

A Word Bible is another, more accurate word for dictionary. A Word Bible, is a collection of definitions of all the sacred words, in the language you choose. It is considered to be holy, and the one and only divine record of language.

Person 1: I don't know what spaghettification means.
Person 2: Look it up in the urban Word Bible.

by BreakdownStudy November 29, 2019

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