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She was a little too drunk when she went down on him for a blumpkin and ended up dropping a chunkin blumpkin on him.
by teeeee June 5, 2007
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- Having a shower, dump, and blow job all at once - could it get any better?
- Having a shower, dump, and blow job all at once - could it get any better?
Tyler was very busy in the morning getting ready for work so his girlfriend M decided to give him a wet blumpkin to save him some time that morning...and every morning there after.
by Fireman T October 16, 2009
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How would like like a Blump-truck?
by BigEvil13 February 19, 2011
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A member of the Blumpkin family, the Reverse Blumpkin occurs when a woman performs analingus on her partner while he urinates, thus simultaneously stimulating both anus and urethra in a two-headed monster of erogenous pleasure. This fetish works especially well for those unable to achieve the erection-while-pooping necessary for the classic Blumpkin.
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A member of the Blumpkin family, the Reverse Blumpkin occurs when a woman performs analingus on her partner while he urinates, thus simultaneously stimulating both anus and urethra in a two-headed monster of erogenous pleasure. This fetish works especially well for those unable to achieve the erection-while-pooping necessary for the classic Blumpkin.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
For those of us who are sexually disabled, the Reverse Blumpkin is a godsend. Though I can't achieve an erection, I can piss and get my butthole eaten out like there's no tomorrow.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
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