basic bitch

A dude (usually a white dude) who does the same boring ass shit (patriarchal, status quo shit) as all the other dudes.

Example 1 : White dude who drinks beer is telling the not-dude brewer at a brewery how to make a better lager because he drank one once in Germany. Basic. Fucking. Bitch.
Example 2: Dude asks a woman's father for permission to marry (own) her with no indication from his partner that she thinks that's cute. Basic. Fucking. Bitch.
Example 3: A polo and khakis because that's what you and all your frat friends wore in college. Basic. Fucking. Bitch.

You're boring us, you basic, unoriginal, patriarchal nobody.

Damn, that basic bitch just asked four blonde women if they want a drink without even starting a conversation the women then decided to engage in. Bros are so uninspiring.

by floydworks December 20, 2016

basic bitch

A female (rarely a male but can be) who is boring, lame, and does not know which way is up. She gets the majority of her clothes at Hollister and has a Coach purse. She also wears fake Uggs. She may think she has swag but clearly does not. She also doesn't have as much money as her friends who are swagged out in Louboutins, Gucci, and Louis Vuitton. She thinks the Black Eyed Peas are the best band, and never wears makeup. She is uncultured and has never stepped outisde of her hometown. She doesn't wear jewlery or sunglasses. The worst thing a girl can be called these days, is a basic bitch.

Wow she is such a basic bitch I am not texting her back!

or

Why do we allow her to hangout with us, she is such a basic bitch!

by ParisP October 22, 2011

Basic black girl

Ain't no such thing

Person1: Shonda is a basic black girl.
Person 2: Who's Shonda?
Person1: Noone. No such thing as a basic black girl.

Person 2: Ohhh
Person 3: True. True.

by LexO August 18, 2016

Basickness

The state of being ill with Basic Bitch Disease (BBD) Symptoms of BBD include reliance on "abbrevs" such as "totes" or "BFF", the inability to digest foods other than Chipotle and Pumpkin Spice Lattes, obsession with their own similarity to a character on Sex and The City, dependance on Pinterest and Ugg Boots and other Basic Ass Shit

"Have you seen Ashley's Instagram lately? Does she ever take off that annoying infinity scarf?"

"I know, she's totally caught the basickness"

by Han Solo Knows January 10, 2015

Basic Beta

The male equivalent of a basic bitch.

Friend: "I can't think yet. I need my pumpkin spice coffee first."
You: "... you're such a basic beta."

by BasicOnTheInternet October 18, 2016

Basic Bitch

All of Daniell's exes

All of Daniell's exes are basic bitches.

by Leilyn Is Mine May 27, 2017

Basic White Girl

The girl who tells everyone her personallity is "soooo unique" but she is the most basic af bitch

Basic White Girl Starter Kit:

Uggs
Post Malone/Doja Cat
Starbucks
Leggings
Wildflower Case
"omg no i'm not trying to be TikTok famous stop bullying me"
Sadie Aldis or Emma Chamberlain
Clothes from PINK and Forever 21
Mean Girls References
iPhone
Netflix and Disney Plus
Makeup
Lush Bath Bombs
Drives or her future car is a White Jeep or a Volkswagen Beetle
Her mom is Karen and drives a white or gray Toyota Rav4

Omg Jessica is such a basic white girl I can smell her pumpkin spice body spray from the other side of the school

by hannah.writes.dumb.af.words March 7, 2020