Breastiquette

The correct manners regarding how people conduct themselves around a woman's boobs.

Charles' bad breastiquette got him disgusting glares from the girls around him.

by Shile4444 August 6, 2009

Yogurt slinging shroom beast

Your floppy wang. Your meat dangle. Swinging manmeat.

"A fired a fat load from my yogurt slinging shroom beast on that filthy cunt's face."

by bTreezy October 17, 2006

The Midnight Beast

The Midnight Beast are a band from Britain that sing parodies of songs (most famously Ke$ha's TiK ToK) and also sing their own songs. They have a massive fan base on YouTube and Twitter. The members are Stefan Abingdon, Dru Wakely & Ashley Horne.

Person 1: I love The Midnight Beast!
Person 2: Me too! I love their video Ninjas!

by elinorbear March 21, 2010

breastraunt

a food service establishment that features scantily clad women.

This hot chick with really huge knockers waited on me today at the breastraunt.

by a.j. rosales November 28, 2003

Breastaliser

A drunkeness test that can be used on men, which is much cheaper than a breathaliser. All you need to do to judge how much he's had to drink is to get a girl with large boobs to ask him a question and then see how long it takes him to look up at her face and answer.

1 second is normal
2 seconds is about 3 pints
3 or more is hammered

"Dude, you look a bit drunk, I think I'd better drive."

"Nah, don't be stufid, I'm prefectly okydoke to, um, drive."

"No way man I'd better use the breastaliser on you. Michelle, get your ass over here!"

by Wingy August 1, 2006

east beast

A girl who attends Wellington East Girls College in New Zealand

East Beast thunder thighs, who ate all the porky pies?

by Squirrel.Bee November 9, 2007

breastaholic

A breastaholic is one who holds the Breast above all else; The most important, beautiful and sexy part of a woman's physique. Breastaholics care little for or about anything else than big, bouncy, perfect breasts. A true breastaholic will use this as his lone quality in choosing a mate/porn star.

Susan had cheated on Tom every week for the past six years with a different man each week. However, as Tom is a breastaholic, he wasn't capable of pulling himself away from Susan's perfectly shaped D tits.

by Stinkoman'd! December 14, 2008