blorange

when something is orange but it’s a lil silly so it’s gotta be blorange

pov your buddy is wearing a hot cheetos hoodie
buddy: hey man what do you think of my hoodie?
you: yo dude your sweater is totally blorange

by #THEDRIPGOAT 🤘🤘😎 November 4, 2025

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Blart

Similar to a “shart” (a portmanteau of “shit” and “fart”), the act of unintentionally releasing blood while attempting to fart.

“Honey, call 911. I just blarted myself.”

by Larryhorse December 10, 2025

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Blart

Similar to a “shart” (a portmanteau of “shit” and “fart”), the act of unintentionally releasing blood while attempting to fart.

“Honey, call 911. I just blarted myself.”

by Larryhorse December 10, 2025

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blobtastic

Blobtastic means that something has a fantastic blobular quality. This is often used when describing residual plots to test for linearity and equal variance.

"This graph is blobtastic, the assumptions are met"

by Blob_stats December 15, 2025

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A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.

Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!

Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.

by BWB (credit to his sweetie, BL) March 28, 2008

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Pre-Bloated

A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.

Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!

Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.

by BWB (credit to his sweetie, BL) March 30, 2008

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