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Similar to a “shart” (a portmanteau of “shit” and “fart”), the act of unintentionally releasing blood while attempting to fart.
Honey, call 911. I just blarted myself.”
Blart by Larryhorse December 10, 2025
Similar to a “shart” (a portmanteau of “shit” and “fart”), the act of unintentionally releasing blood while attempting to fart.
Honey, call 911. I just blarted myself.”
Blart by Larryhorse December 10, 2025