The Bible

Not referring exactly to the book of Christianity, which has some coincidences with historical facts, has told some good manners (and some others that chain you to exclusively find God instead of you and your family and surroundings' happiness) but has a vast majority of fantasy, rhetoric, prejudice, homophobia, sexism hate and mental manipulation that can only be done by the man itself; referring to the "in-Urban Dictionary" definitions, that kind of description that has more downvotes than upvotes no matter if the opinion is for or against the book.

Hey, I am just reading the Urban Dictionary's thesaurus for "The Bible" and I realized there are a majority of definitions that have more dislikes than approvals! But... Oh look! These both definitions were written the same month and year, one is against the book and the other supports it. The first one, in favour, has 134 likes and 370 dislikes; and the other that is against, has 230 votes up and 420 votes down.

What the HELL!!

by Teh Wolfboy January 24, 2018

Put the Bible in the drawer

A reference to the act of sexual intercourse.

Tom and Jenny are going in there to put the Bible in the drawer.

by Conner Grant February 7, 2018

To read the Bible

To masterly beat the nob

Achmed: ay where you going
Jerome: To read the bible. Ill be right back

by Big Nob Kyle October 30, 2019

Bible

the people who follow in gods footsteps accept all. regardless of whether you're gay, straight, black, white.

"the Bible"

by Hidin from Biden December 24, 2020

Bible

Codeword for Marijuana. Very similar to words like dro, Mary j, ganja, good green god, grass, etc.

Bitch - “Yo Hemskii you got any Bible left?”
Hemskii - “Nah I finished that shit off with your little sister bitch.”
Bitch - “Ahhhh shit! Now I gotta rob another gas station.”

by Jt Smoov January 4, 2021

Bible of HyDka

Sacred texts and instructions on how to bait with ash on Rainbow Six Siege

Ex:
1: Im trying to get better at Rainbow Six Siege, what should I do?

2: get the Bible of HyDka , it is a sacred text on the arts of baiting until you hit Champ. He is often referred to as the Masterbaiter

by Greatbadwolf7777 February 20, 2021

Bible

A way to determine whether a person is telling the truth

“ I just failed my math exam”

- “ really! Say bible”

“ bible”

Or

“ bible I just failed my test”

by Ayanna bekele March 7, 2021