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by niggaz in da hood September 13, 2005
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3 album death

When a band or artist will compromise their career on the release of thier third album, most often achieved by straying completely from their older material.
Bayside, Linkin Park, Lostprophets, Funeral for a Friend and many others have all died the 3 Album Death.
by DaveZeroZero October 18, 2007
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Albany CA

A small city near oakland, berkeley, and richmond straight up in the illest place in the world, the bay area. Albany is home to the most chronic dank ever, and many fools who like to go dumb. If you feel like sparking the fattest blunt ever, or getting hieffy, come to Albany CA.
-Aye, you wanna get some chron ass bud?
-Yea, lets hit up albany.
by Jon the boss Lawrence July 16, 2008
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Jessica Alba

By far, one of the most attractive women that have blessed the earth. At the tender age of 12, she was cast on to the movie "Camp Nowhere". Eventually, within time, she landed roles on the short-lived Dark Angel (2 seasons aired) and had become one famous attractive lady. In the year of 2003, she was cast in the hip-hop dance flick "Honey", which in my honest opinion, you should only watch because Jessica Alba is in it. Everything else pretty much sucks. More recently, she has done Sin City and Fantastic Four in which many more men have begun to savor the lust of Jessica Alba. From what has been portrayed in magazines, Jessica Alba is a very sweet, caring girl that stands on her own two feet and does what she wants.

If I may also add, from such a disappointment as Honey (it was sure to ruin her carreer) Ms. Alba had recovered from the wreck, which is a very hard, if not hardest task to accomplish in all the abundance of Hollywood there is. So if you're reading this, Ms. Alba, my props go out to you.
George: HOLY COW BILL! If I ever meet Jessica Alba, I would gently kiss her on the cheek.

Bill: Are you serious? That's it? Knowing all these perverted 10-18 year old boys, I'd figure you'd do a whole lot more. I guess that makes you a GENTLEMAN.
by Fiel August 26, 2005
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Albuquerque Quesadilla

this is when the male jizzes in between the butt cheeks of the female, then closes them, resembling a quesadilla dripping with melted cheese
Tim: Man, i gave sally the ill albuquerque quesadilla last night

Alex: Nice
by Jack10392 May 6, 2010
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albi

Arabic for "my heart." Used often in music.
"Albi maak wi laik ghani ali"

- "Choukrane" by Alabina
by emiellaiendiay July 11, 2004
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albino shower rat

A large amount of sperm deposited in the shower, collecting body hair on its way to the drain, only to get stuck in the metal grate, giving the resemblance of an albino rat.
"John what the fuck? you left a fucking albino shower rat in the bathroom this morning."
by goatsniffer January 18, 2008
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