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Amber Heard Special

The act of shitting on someone's bed, then covering it up with a blanket (preferably weighted)
Johnny: Dude, why do you look so pissed off?
Matt: Natasha did an Amber Heard Special on my bed, so I broke up with her bitch ass.
Johnny: Damn, I would've broken up with her too!
by the super penis man May 3, 2022
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Amber Heard

The act of shitting on someone’s pillow while they’re not there.
Yeah bro he was being an asshole, So I did an Amber Heard while he was gone”
by Jezza2570 April 26, 2022
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Amber Hearding

The act of defecating on someone's pillow.
I was Amber Hearding on my boyfriends pillow because I was upset.
by JusticeforJD April 24, 2022
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Amber Turd

am·ber-turd

/ˈambər-tərd/

verb

The act of defecating on a person’s bed, or side of the bed, while they are away. Most commonly, the target is your life partner, sibling, or close friend. This makes it much more easily excused as a “joke gone wrong,” on the off chance your stunt gets any major publicity and unwanted widespread attention.
(1) “I heard you rubbed your nuts on my drum set.”

“Yeah? And what’re you gonna do about it?”

“I’m gonna Amber Turd you when you leave to that job interview tomorrow!”

“You wouldn’t dare!”

(2) “Duude I hear what happened, and I just have to say I’m so, so sorry and my family has the best therapist ever. I can give you their number.”

“Yeah thanks, I’m gonna need it. That bitch Amber Turded me real fucking good this time.”
by AmberTurdOriginal May 6, 2022
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Amber Heard

Shitting the bed.

failing completely
Guy 1: dude, how'd you do on the exam?
Guy 2: oh dude I totally did an Amber Heard.
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Amber Heard

the act of shitting in the bed and blaming someone else
"Dude, my girlfriend's crazy. She tried to Amber Heard me.
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Amber Heard

The act of cumming while shitting on a bed
Did you see what Kevin did last night? He committed Amber Heard while fucking her gf
by Zentheux May 6, 2022
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