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guitar orgy

When having 6 women start fucking eachother on top of a man while he watches. A guitar orgy will also attract many other women towards you. The man under the women mating will sing a song while the women will try to sing as well.
" Dude I just had a guitar orgy."

" Fucking cool man!"
by Kringeytv December 20, 2016
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Smooching Orgy

A group of people who are all sexually attracted (or bored) to one another engaging in facial interaction. More specifically, kissing in a group.
Woah those people in the Wendy’s Drive Thru are having a smooching orgy.
by Kyosa May 3, 2021
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hotel orgy

When a girl, and a guy, who work together, say in a real estate service industry, get down and dirty after drinking HARD and eating seafood.
Prior to the meeting Stemily and Jackson submitted to a Hotel Orgy by getting down and NASTY.
by Cha cha ha ha October 22, 2017
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Smurf orgy

A gangbang, clusterfuck, bukkake or mass circle jerk.

Named for the very skewed gender demographics, in which a typical Smurf village might have only one Smurfette for a population of nearly a hundred of the horny, blue-balled fuckers. The end result is these horny fucks will smurf just about anything if deprived of sexual activity for long enough.
Get enough fermented smurf berries into their tiny blue bellies and the typical blue-balled smurf will engage in spitroasting, double penetration, sloppy seconds and smurfing anything that even vaguely looks like a female Smurf until, blue in the face. they can take no more.

Ultimately the smurf orgy becomes a free-for-all where they'll smurf just about anything - male smurfs straight or gay, trees, shrubs, stray livestock or anything that moves. If they're intoxicated enough, expect the entire village to be wallowing in Smurf cum, which is as colourful as rainbows and as tasty as candy, but as slippery as silk and as greasy as petroleum jelly.

Vanity Smurf is gay. Sleezy Smurf and Skeezy Smurf are bisexual. A few others are suddenly very openminded when aroused and intoxicated on potent smurfberry wine. To them, a Smurf orgy is orgasmic bliss. In general, though, the skewed demographic numbers and the sheer number of overfilled, hairy blue balls do ensure that the end result is a clusterfuck of smurftastic proportions.

Typically an average Smurf will be walking funny for a week or more once this sorry, unfortunate episode finally ends.

Needless to say, the show's sponsors are typically not amused when the bill arrives to repair the damage to the village. A clusterfuck all around.
by bitchuck August 1, 2024
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orgy

Mass virus spreading event, similar to Trump rally, but instead of respiratory disease, STDs are being spread.
Person 1: I've been to that orgy, it was pretty fun.
Person 2: Dude, don't even come close to me, I don't want your HIV!
by MrBober August 5, 2021
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Polar Orgy

The chemical phenomenon in which semen mixes with Hydrochloric Acid.
Holy shit Mr. White look at the polar orgy that's happening in that beaker you just fucked!
by TheoLikesCheeseMoreThanJessica November 8, 2015
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Discord Orgy

When you and your friends/fuck buddies join a Discord call and fuck together.
Friend: What were doing last night?
You: Oh, I was on a Discord Orgy last night.
Friend: Cool, can i join next time.
by Shrek's Cult April 10, 2021
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