spatch cock

slap your cock so hard the spatch cocked almost pass out with pain

"anyway last night i spatch cocked her and then i had to take her to the hospital...she had 10 stitches"

by Omega Nova May 15, 2006

Cock Master

A man who can sling his penis with great skill.

"Why is Jon so good with the ladies?"
"Cause he's the Cock Master!"

by Krispen November 7, 2006

boy cock girl cock eieio

A card game in which a standard deck of 52 cards is dropped from shoulder height in between two players. The two players then scramble for the Kings (the "boy cocks") and the Queens (the "girl cocks). Scratching, biting, hitting, and trickery are allowed, even encouraged. The player who ends up with the most of the 8 possible wins that round.

How'd you get that black eye?

Oh, I played boy cock girl cock eieio for hours last night.

by Laura, Sarah, and Alex April 7, 2007

Cock Gobbler

An act of oral sex. When one not only has the full cock in their mouth, but also manages to fit the mans balls in their mouth at the same time too.

She is a cock gobbler.

by JohnCarr September 9, 2006

sideburn cock

The 1970's pornos had sideburns on their cocks cos it was so old and pathetic.

Or a common insult.

Holy shit craig, that porno is so old the dude has a sideburn cock

dan: dude, shawn can be such a sideburn cock
craig: yeah i agree lawl!

by DDPRO April 4, 2006

Cock-on-a-stick

I was really impressed to discover that someone else uses this excellent term. I use it as a 'mild' expletive when something happens that slightly annoys or frustrates me.

'You are joking, we haven't got another meeting tonight have we? What a cock-on-a-stick.'
'Cock-on-a-stick, where are my car keys?'

by The original faggot February 10, 2010

Flubber-Cock

A flubber-cock can be:

1. A fat mans penis, which is surrounded by hanging stomach fat.

2. A softee still used for sex

3. A penis that has cum all over it

4. Robin Williams' gnarled fuck stick

I slapped a bitches face with my flubber-cock

by thatkidwiththeheadphones July 24, 2009