pot penis 

Like drunk dick, but happens when youre high instead of drunk. Usually involves either difficulty getting it up or maintaining an erection.

Yo, I got pot penis last night after I burned that L with my girl.

pot penis by brooklyn hipster December 27, 2007

EMU Penis Tower 

The large phallic tower at the center of Eastern Michigan University's campus has the following meanings (1) to apprise all future graduates that they are fucked for attending such a second rate university, and (2) as an affirmation to the community and world at large that most EMU graduates are in fact gay and/or bi-sexual.

Yo Andrew did you see the EMU Penis Tower at the center of campus? Yea, I was going to try to suck it, but I just used the glory hole at the YMCA instead.

EMU Penis Tower by The Real Kenny Powers October 8, 2010

pity penis

When a guy tries to get you to feel sorry for his penis saying he has blue balls or that he hasn't been laid in a year. He trys to get you to pity his penis so you will fuck him.

Girl#1: Jack tried to pity penis me into fucking him again.
Girl#2:What a loser, you didn't did you?
Girl#1: Hell no!

pity penis by FAWKGIRL January 19, 2014

Stage Penis 

That awkward bent skin stick that has a canyon where the tip should be...

Stage penis..... Ew gross!

Stage Penis by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

war penis 

When two men are fucking a girl in her ass and her vagina. The two penises constantly hit each other. Eventually one penis will go inside the other eloping them together. Then in order for the penises to come out, they need to be surgically removed.

" Want to go war penis my sister," said John

war penis by Dr.LongShlong12344321 May 11, 2016

Trump Penis 

When you have a penis that either looks like Donald trump or it has blonde pussy hair

Joe: Damn, you had sex with that Trump penis?

Donald: yep and it was HUGE

Trump Penis by Majira Strawberry January 31, 2017

My penis 

It’s too long to type

I would tell u a joke about my penis but it’s too long

My penis by Rmath July 5, 2019