99 words for boobs

A song about words for boobs, 99 words to be specific

Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights
Every day I probably use
99 words for boobs

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys
Double lattes, Ode to Joys
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters
Double-WMD's
MRE's and PFD's
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes
99 words for boobs

Gerber servers, holy grails
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos
Soft-serve cones and armadillos
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes
99 words for boobs

Midget earmuffs, warming globes
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs
Jogging partners, saline noobs
99 words for boobs

Two-point jumpers, Bambi's Thumpers
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas
Congo bongos, bowling pins
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins

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Wordmule

Someone (usually someone in the drug trade) who only speaks through others or telecommunications. They are often never seen.

Drug Dealer #1: Yo, who's this Heisenberg guy?
Drug Dealer #2: Breh, he's a wordmule. *shakes head*
Drug Dealer #1: *shakes head*

Wordmule by wordmule December 15, 2013

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mark my words

Phrase said before or after a prediction or declaration to mean: "You should write down what I say (mentally or literally), because it will come true or be something unforgetable."

Usually said in warning or in a betting situation, so that you can win a wager or say I told you so later.

Intended to convey great conviction, as though your statement could be doubted or denied by others.

"Mark my words, that car will break down on the way there."

"If you go, mark my words, your stuff will be on the lawn when you get back."

"That marriage won't last a year; mark my words."

mark my words by Coell April 18, 2006

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wordburn

Inflammation or blistering of the brain caused by overexposure to direct words.

Even though the author of the book "The Tree of Philosophy" advises me that it is 'meant to be read slowly, to be "mulled over", roughly one chapter ... per week', but I'd rather be recognizing of my ignorance and simply zipping through the book as quickly as possible--to avoid a wordburn by the post-Kantian metaphysics, Kant's view of religiousness, and all other Kantian stuff.

wordburn by infomillionaire June 18, 2007