wordburn 

Inflammation or blistering of the brain caused by overexposure to direct words.

Even though the author of the book "The Tree of Philosophy" advises me that it is 'meant to be read slowly, to be "mulled over", roughly one chapter ... per week', but I'd rather be recognizing of my ignorance and simply zipping through the book as quickly as possible--to avoid a wordburn by the post-Kantian metaphysics, Kant's view of religiousness, and all other Kantian stuff.

wordburn by infomillionaire June 18, 2007

kim woodburn 

An expert cleaner and reality TV legend who's best known for the TV show How Clean is Your House? and Celebrity Big Brother.

Person 1: Kim Woodburn is a living legend

kim woodburn by RockyG101 February 4, 2017

Woodburn 

A terribly boring city in the state of Oregon. Never go there if you dont understand spanish.

Steve: Dude I have to go to Woodburn today.

Bob: That sucks ass.

Woodburn by Disloged Rectal Lining April 5, 2010

Woodburn 

The burning sensation on the penis, caused from a bad handjob. Feeling is similar to that of razor burn.

I got the worst woodburn ever last night.

Woodburn by Kevin25 July 30, 2006

wormburner 

a term in golf that is used to describe a ball running along the ground quite quickly, comes from the fact that it hits the worms so fast they set on fire

person1: ha ive just done a wormburner
person2: did the worms set on fire?!
person1: hell ye

wormburner by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) August 25, 2009

Woodburn 

A dry, fast, chafing handjob.

It was getting pretty hot and heavy, but she gave me a total woodburn. I might need ointment.

Woodburn by John Ramon Potrzebie October 25, 2015

Log In The Woodburner 

euph. A genteel expression of one's urgent need got a sit down lavatory adventure.

'And God said unto Noah, I will bring a great flood upon the earth to destroy the corruption and evil that I hath created. Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and the length of the ark shalt be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height thirty cubitss. And you shall fill it with all the animals of the earth; the fowls after their kind, the cattle after their kind and every creeping thing of the ground by his kind, two of every sort shall come unto you, to keep them alive. And Noah said unto the Lord, I'll get it started in a minute once I've had a shite, only I've got a log in the woodburner at the moment' (Genesis 6:13-15)

Log In The Woodburner by Killaaaaaaaaa November 23, 2010