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wordburn 

Inflammation or blistering of the brain caused by overexposure to direct words.
Even though the author of the book "The Tree of Philosophy" advises me that it is 'meant to be read slowly, to be "mulled over", roughly one chapter ... per week', but I'd rather be recognizing of my ignorance and simply zipping through the book as quickly as possible--to avoid a wordburn by the post-Kantian metaphysics, Kant's view of religiousness, and all other Kantian stuff.
wordburn by infomillionaire June 18, 2007
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kim woodburn 

An expert cleaner and reality TV legend who's best known for the TV show How Clean is Your House? and Celebrity Big Brother.
Person 1: Kim Woodburn is a living legend
kim woodburn by RockyG101 February 4, 2017

Woodburn 

A terribly boring city in the state of Oregon. Never go there if you dont understand spanish.
Steve: Dude I have to go to Woodburn today.

Bob: That sucks ass.

Woodburn 

The burning sensation on the penis, caused from a bad handjob. Feeling is similar to that of razor burn.
I got the worst woodburn ever last night.
Woodburn by Kevin25 July 30, 2006

wormburner 

a term in golf that is used to describe a ball running along the ground quite quickly, comes from the fact that it hits the worms so fast they set on fire
person1: ha ive just done a wormburner
person2: did the worms set on fire?!
person1: hell ye

Woodburn 

A dry, fast, chafing handjob.
It was getting pretty hot and heavy, but she gave me a total woodburn. I might need ointment.
Woodburn by John Ramon Potrzebie October 25, 2015

Log In The Woodburner 

euph. A genteel expression of one's urgent need got a sit down lavatory adventure.
'And God said unto Noah, I will bring a great flood upon the earth to destroy the corruption and evil that I hath created. Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and the length of the ark shalt be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height thirty cubitss. And you shall fill it with all the animals of the earth; the fowls after their kind, the cattle after their kind and every creeping thing of the ground by his kind, two of every sort shall come unto you, to keep them alive. And Noah said unto the Lord, I'll get it started in a minute once I've had a shite, only I've got a log in the woodburner at the moment' (Genesis 6:13-15)
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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