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Cat bird’s kitten

Meaning: You are something else. Too extra. Too much of something.

Typically after action(s)/ behavior(s)
After Jack came up with THE BEST Smart Alec response, Jay looked at him and said, “you’re a cat bird’s kitten.”
by Southerncharm or smartass December 12, 2021
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Cat Rice

A serious lack of skill. Synonymous to "Dog Water"
Friend 1: Did you see Rebecca's presentation on The Great Depression last Friday?

Friend 2: Yeah it was absolute cat rice, it even had comic sans.
by Never_gonna_give_u_up1234 January 30, 2022
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Cat

Extraterrestrial creature that comes from Jupiter, who eats all the food from fridge and who is stealing all your Bts albums, cuz this maleficent creature is in love with their cute faces.
P.S. Your cat is locking herself every night in the basement, reading dirty fan fictions about Kim Taehyung cuz he really looks like a fucking cute, smol kitty(now I know why my cat is in love with him...)
Another P.S. Someday, all the cats will return to Jupiter cuz Terra is too boring.Buuuuut WARNING: if some of your objects are missing, it's because your cat stole them and took them to their planet(including all the smut romans about that boyband:))))))) )
Don't forget that cats are cute animals with big, shiny eyes and small paws. And deadly claws.
Also the cats really come from Jupiter ( I know this from a safe source ) and they are mutants. But cute mutants.
Patricia: Hey...have you seen my cat?
Ben:Yea, it's in the basement reading fan fictions about some kind of boyband.
Patricia:Fuck, not again!
Ben:This girl and her cat are weird as hell.
by Aishaqvak February 5, 2019
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Hans' Cat Moment

Hans had intimate sex with his cat one day
That's a Hans' Cat Moment
by evansucker1945 February 7, 2023
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G-Cat

G-Cat is an ultra Gangster, king of the dogs, a bad MF, a proper G, a respected wise old owl. As well as being bad MF’s they also like to go to bed before 10pm, live afternoon naps, don’t like hangovers and talk a good game.
I seen it kicking off between the bloods and the Crips and this G-Cat walked over calmly and they all put their guns down.

When I grow up I wanna be a G-Cat too.
by Bristolianmind June 26, 2024
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Stoney cat

A person that is very stoney as in stoned by Marijuana. Usually in reference to an old head that smokes a lot.
I love sitting in the stoney cats basement listening to stories of the late 60s early 70s.
by Element77 January 31, 2021
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cat

by Kitteb April 16, 2017
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